Well, what did you expect? You expect an NFL podcast that actually has a podcast about the NFL? Especially now that the playoffs are here? Clearly, you’ve not been paying attention to our so-called podcast this season.
Instead, all you get is the above YouTube clip of a terribly produced commercial for a Philly Nissan dealership featuring the everyone’s favorite dog-slaughtering quarterback. After watching this, there are only two possible conclusions you can reach:
1) Vick’s acting chops (he really nails the role of a disinterested, mumble-mouthed thug in this spot) will make him the next “The Rock”
2) Nissan hates dogs
This last is pretty ironic considering that in the 90s, Nissan once built and entire, wrong-headed advertising campaign on the fact that “dogs love trucks.”
Clearly, Nissan must’ve found that marketing to household pets didn’t generate a ton of sales. So they decided to go in an entirely different direction by featuring a renowned dog murderer in their local spots. From an advertising perspective, it’s definitely a change of pace. Dave Meggett is sure to get a gig pitching for Victoria’s Secret once he finishes up a few decades on that rape charge.
Not like you needed another reason to root against Vick, but we’re happy to provide one.
Big match-ups this week in the Wild Card Round. The weekend gets off to a pointless start when the shit-bag 7-9 Seahags host the Saints. The Saints will surely prevail. I will surely not be watching.
As for my prediction and rooting interest in the 8 pm Saturday game when the Jets go on the road to face the Colts:
Sunday, we’ll see the Ravens and the Chiefs. Again, I can’t imagine anyone giving a fuck about this game. I expect the Ravens to win, but I hope they lose, and that Ray Lewis has his arms ripped off by jackals at half time.
And finally, even though I hate the Packer’s gay “fight song,” I must agree with the sentiment for this weekend.
Besides, Aaron Rodgers helped me with both of my fantasy leagues this year.
Enjoy the games. Hopefully, we’ll have a divisional round podcast. But you know by now not to hold your breath.
—Benglish