http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks The Fan's View of the NFL Fri, 07 Jan 2011 17:29:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 en ©thearmchairquarterbacks.com 2003-2006 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2 thearmchairquarterbacks@gmail.com (thearmchairquarterbacks.com) thearmchairquarterbacks@gmail.com 1440 Sports, Football, NFL, quarterback, armchair The Fan's View of the NFL Every week, your hosts Benglish and Dino bring you their twisted take on the latest NFL action. It’s like cramming a night at your favorite sports bar into your iPod. Funny, informative, and entertaining ... this show is none of these things. thearmchairquarterbacks.com thearmchairquarterbacks.com thearmchairquarterbacks@gmail.com No yes http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/armchairrss144.jpg http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks 144 144 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=125 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=125#comments Fri, 07 Jan 2011 17:29:48 +0000 Benglish Miami Dolphins Bill Cowher Eric Mangini Michael Vick Chicago Bears The Armchair Quarterbacks Blossom Bill Belichick SUPER BOWL XLII NFC Championship Game 18-1 Hilariously devastating knee injury Ray Lewis Spongebob Squarepants ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=125 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=125 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=124 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=124#comments Fri, 10 Dec 2010 19:50:37 +0000 Dino Albert Haynesworth Tony Romo Eli Manning New York Giants Tom Coughlin Cockpunch™ Washington Redskins Sirius NFL Radio Andy Reid Michael Vick Wade Phillips Tom Brady Shitbag Podcasts 18-1 Hilariously devastating knee injury ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Man-Sect Cowboys December Collapses http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=124 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=124 00:01:01 So right now you're wondering: where the fuck have these idiots been since January. Well, it's none of your business. But the important thing to ... So right now you're wondering: where the fuck have these idiots been since January. Well, it's none of your business. But the important thing to know is that we're back. At least for one show. And we're hoping to at least be with you for the rest of the regular season and the playoffs. There's much to talk about ... the wildly overrated Jets, the resurrection of dog hater Mike Vick, and the fact that Dallas sucks (yes, they've won recently, but they still suck) ... so here we are. So check out the long-awaited waste of your time and energy that is Show #66 of The Armchair Quarterbacks! LINKS REFERENCED ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW: FIREMAN ED ACTS LIKE A DOUCHE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDmOXXvThcw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqBvqdaJZ8Q http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsVHQ2Fz2kIplaynext=1list=PLF2C388DAD7DAFE49index=22 MASCOT BEAT DOWN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD79n-jSVh4 REX RYAN PULLS LAME STUNT TO MAKE UP FOR GETTING ASS KICKED BY PATS: http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=5899769Download Standard Podcast Albert Haynesworth, Tony Romo, Eli Manning, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Cockpunchâ�¢, Washington Redskins, Sirius NFL Radio, Andy Reid, Michael Vick, Wade Phillips, Tom Brady, Shitbag Podcasts, 18-1, Hilariously devastating knee injury, ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom, Man-Sect, Cowboys December Collapses thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=123 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=123#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:23:56 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys Cockpunch™ Darrent Williams Tracy Phillips Brett Favre The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith Wade Phillips Oscar Gamble Shitbag Podcasts Divisional Playoffs Hilariously devastating knee injury ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Cowboys December Collapses http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=123 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=123 00:01:01 The Divisional round of the NFL Playoffs are upon us, and the postseason is shaping up to be a real nightmare for Benglish. The ... The Divisional round of the NFL Playoffs are upon us, and the postseason is shaping up to be a real nightmare for Benglish. The Cowboys, the Jets, and the Ravens (and let's not forget that bastard Shockey's new team the Saints) are all still alive. Indeed, it's looking like Benglish could be facing a potentially unwatchable Super Bowl — a match up featuring two teams he hates. Of course, if there ever was a reason to root for the Jets in their game against the Chargers this weekend, here it is: Enjoy the Divisonal Playoffs. Benglish and Dino will be back next week with more mind-numbingly retarded playoff "analysis." And best of luck to Dino and his oh-so-detestable Cowboys! — The Armchair QuarterbacksDownload Standard Podcast Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys, Cockpunchâ�¢, Darrent Williams, Tracy Phillips, Brett Favre, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Jackie Smith, Wade Phillips, Oscar Gamble, Shitbag Podcasts, Divisional Playoffs, Hilariously devastating knee injury, ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom, Cowboys December Collapses thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=122 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=122#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:28:44 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=122 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=122 00:01:01 Well, like it or not, AQB is back just in time to ruin your enjoyment of the NFL playoffs. Congrats to Dino and his ... Well, like it or not, AQB is back just in time to ruin your enjoyment of the NFL playoffs. Congrats to Dino and his loathsome Cowboys for their (hopefully short-lived) return to the playoffs. Enjoy Wild Card Weekend, guys. We'll be back for sure again next week. And please accept our apologies for the poor punctuation on the video blog title; the use of a question mark under these circumstances is wildly inappropriate. Death to the Eagles! Andy Reid sucks! — The Armchair QuarterbacksDownload Standard Podcast Uncategorized thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=121 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=121#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:54:44 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Tiki Barber The Armchair Quarterbacks Oscar Gamble NFC East 18-1 Plaxico Burress ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Dave Fuckin' Campo Cowboys December Collapses http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=121 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=121 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=120 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=120#comments Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:40:12 +0000 Benglish Steelers Tony Romo Cockpunch™ Washington Redskins Randy Cross Sirius NFL Radio Eric Mangini Indianapolis Colts The Soul Bowl Norv Turner Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks Randy Moss Jackie Smith Wade Phillips Oscar Gamble Michael Strahan NFC Championship Game 18-1 Sleestacks! ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Video update! Southeast Jerome http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=120 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=120 00:01:01 The Armchair Quarterbacks wish you a safe and happy Thanksgiving weekend. And don't forget that Vince Young sucks.Download Standard Podcast The Armchair Quarterbacks wish you a safe and happy Thanksgiving weekend. And don't forget that Vince Young sucks.Download Standard Podcast Steelers, Tony Romo, Cockpunchâ�¢, Washington Redskins, Randy Cross, Sirius NFL Radio, Eric Mangini, Indianapolis Colts, The Soul Bowl, Norv Turner, Terrell Owens, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Randy Moss, Jackie Smith, Wade Phillips, Oscar Gamble, Michael Strahan, NFC Championship Game, 18-1, Sleestacks!, ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom, Video update!, Southeast Jerome thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=119 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=119#comments Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:30:21 +0000 Benglish Tom Coughlin Cockpunch™ Washington Redskins Andy Reid Tracy Phillips Brett Favre Bob Costas Wade Phillips 18-1 Charles Haley's Penis ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=119 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=119 00:01:01 It's been a long couple of weeks, but AQB is back for our shocking, super-long and jam-packed Show #61. Get ready to feel the ... It's been a long couple of weeks, but AQB is back for our shocking, super-long and jam-packed Show #61. Get ready to feel the wrath of Ray Lewis. Enjoy Week 11 and all the hate and bitterness of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download Standard Podcast Tom Coughlin, Cockpunchâ�¢, Washington Redskins, Andy Reid, Tracy Phillips, Brett Favre, Bob Costas, Wade Phillips, 18-1, Charles Haley's Penis, ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=118 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=118#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:50:51 +0000 Benglish Eli Manning New York Giants Tom Coughlin Cockpunch™ Tiki Barber Michael Strahan NFC East SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Sleestacks! http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=118 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=118 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=117 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=117#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:27:28 +0000 Dino Tony Romo Carrie Underwood Peter King Sirius NFL Radio Bill Cowher Andy Reid Peyton Manning Michael Vick The Soul Bowl Chicago Bears Tracy Phillips Vinnie Testaverde Michael Strahan Shitbag Podcasts 18-1 Charles Haley's Penis ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Video update! Clinton Portis http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=117 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=117 00:01:01 A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF THE ARMCHAIR QUARTERBACKS! This week's show is dedicated to the memory to the NFL's black placekickers: GENE MINGO Denver (1960-64), Oakland (1965), ... A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF THE ARMCHAIR QUARTERBACKS! This week's show is dedicated to the memory to the NFL's black placekickers: GENE MINGO Denver (1960-64), Oakland (1965), Miami (1966-67), Washington (1967), Pittsburgh (1969-70) COOKIE GILCHRIST Buffalo (1962-64), Denver (1965), Miami (1966), Denver (1967) HERB TRAVENIO San Diego (1964-65) OBED ARIRI Tampa Bay (1984), Washington (1987) DONALD IGWEBUIKE Tampa Bay (1985-89), Minnesota (1990) CEDRIC OGLESBY Arizona (2001) Although Dino denies that you exist, real NFL fans have been inspired by your struggles and triumphs for years (we're looking at you, Herb Travenio). Enjoy Show #60. — The Armchair Quarterbacks Download Standard Podcast Tony Romo, Carrie Underwood, Peter King, Sirius NFL Radio, Bill Cowher, Andy Reid, Peyton Manning, Michael Vick, The Soul Bowl, Chicago Bears, Tracy Phillips, Vinnie Testaverde, Michael Strahan, Shitbag Podcasts, 18-1, Charles Haley's Penis, ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom, Video update!, Clinton Portis thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=115 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=115#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:56:47 +0000 Benglish Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys Carrie Underwood New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ Don Shula New England Patriots Tiki Barber Eric Mangini New Orleans Saints Andy Reid Steve McNair Michael Vick Chris Henry Norv Turner Koren Robinson Brett Favre The Armchair Quarterbacks Bob Costas Chris Chambers Oscar Gamble Michael Strahan NFC East Tom Brady Shitbag Podcasts NFC Championship Game 18-1 Plaxico Burress Charles Haley's Penis ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Dave Fuckin' Campo Video update! Jim Zorn http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=115 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=115 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=114 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=114#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:10:32 +0000 Benglish Philadelphia Eagles Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Washington Redskins University of Alabama Randy Cross Bill Cowher Andy Reid Indianapolis Colts Brett Favre The Armchair Quarterbacks Bob Costas Bill Belichick NFC East Shitbag Podcasts SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Jim Zorn Dolomite Jenkins http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=114 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=114 00:01:01 Download Standard Podcast Download Standard Podcast Philadelphia Eagles, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, Washington Redskins, University of Alabama, Randy Cross, Bill Cowher, Andy Reid, Indianapolis Colts, Brett Favre, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Bob Costas, Bill Belichick, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts, SUPER BOWL XLII, 18-1, Charles Haley's Penis, Sleestacks!, ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom, Jim Zorn, Dolomite Jenkins thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=113 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=113#comments Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:32:10 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ New Orleans Saints Norv Turner Brett Favre Michael Strahan NFC East Jessica Simpson 18-1 Sleestacks! ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Dave Fuckin' Campo Man-Sect Jim Zorn Dolomite Jenkins http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=113 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=113 00:01:01 This week on AQB, you'll hear Benglish's pathetic sour grapes view of the Giants' hideous loss to the New Orleans Saints. How bad is ... This week on AQB, you'll hear Benglish's pathetic sour grapes view of the Giants' hideous loss to the New Orleans Saints. How bad is it? Well, it's so bad that the only reason that there's even a written blog this week and not just one of our new video blogs is that Benglish wanted to take a shot at Saints fans with the photo and caption on the right. You'll also hear plenty of talk about the rest of the action in Week 6. And since the Cowboys had a bye this week, even Dino is not nearly as obnoxious as you'd expect. Believe it or not, we actually cover quite of bit of territory outside the NFC East. So if you're one of those rare AQB fans that roots for the other 28 teams in the league that aren't part of the NFC East, this is the show you've been waiting for! So download AQB Show #58 and experience another one of our long, rant-filled digressions about the NFL. It's what The Armchair Quarterbacks do best.Download Standard Podcast Tony Romo, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, New Orleans Saints, Norv Turner, Brett Favre, Michael Strahan, NFC East, Jessica Simpson, 18-1, Sleestacks!, ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom, Dave Fuckin' Campo, Man-Sect, Jim Zorn, Dolomite Jenkins thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=112 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=112#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:07:52 +0000 Benglish Albert Haynesworth Dallas Cowboys Peter King Cockpunch™ Washington Redskins Sirius NFL Radio Koren Robinson The Armchair Quarterbacks NFC East Shitbag Podcasts Sleestacks! ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Man-Sect Video update! Jim Zorn Clinton Portis Dolomite Jenkins Southeast Jerome http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=112 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=112 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=111 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=111#comments Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:13:58 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Cockpunch™ Washington Redskins Steve McNair The Armchair Quarterbacks Wade Phillips Shitbag Podcasts 18-1 ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Video update! http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=111 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=111 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=110 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=110#comments Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:30:22 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King New Orleans Saints The Armchair Quarterbacks ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=110 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=110 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=109 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=109#comments Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:28:03 +0000 Benglish Albert Haynesworth Tony Romo Eli Manning New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Washington Redskins Sirius NFL Radio New Orleans Saints Andy Reid Koren Robinson Brett Favre The Armchair Quarterbacks Bob Costas Wade Phillips Oscar Gamble Blossom Michael Strahan NFC East Shitbag Podcasts SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! Ray Lewis ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Dave Fuckin' Campo http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=109 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=109 00:01:01 The Armchair Quarterbacks finally return for a one of our longest shows ever to wrap up the Week 5 action and brief look ahead (well, ... The Armchair Quarterbacks finally return for a one of our longest shows ever to wrap up the Week 5 action and brief look ahead (well, kinda) to all the Week 6 action. Those of you who were grinning broadly at the display of Cowboys ineptitude against Kansas City last Sunday are sure to enjoy Dino's 'Boy bashing rant. Meanwhile, Benglish takes the opportunity savor the Jets being undone by the Dolphins on Monday Night. This discussion quickly goes off on a tangent as Benglish lowers the boom on Jimmy Buffett and the creepy, faux-Carribbean culture of his followers. The topic of Zombies works its way into the discussion too, as Benglish relates a conversation he had with Midnight Corey, the host of THE MIDNIGHT PODCAST: THE PODCAST FOR ALL THINGS ZOMBIE — one one of AQB's favorite non-football shows. Considering how many winless teams are shambling around the NFL these days, the subject of the undead seems somehow appropriate. You'll be shocked to find that this could be the first episode of AQB that is utterly devoid of a Peter King reference. There's nary a fat joke, Favre-love inference ... not even a cockpunch (flaming or otherwise). And hey, after 57 shows, isn't it about time? I'm sure we'll be back to hating Mr. King next week. But until then, enjoy this much-needed break. We want to thank all of you for helping the AQB Twitter account become a somewhat quasi-successful enterprise, and encourage all of you to keep it up. Remember: it's up to you to keep the posts going and to add as many followers as possible (we're especially pleased with Wali Lundy tracking AQB through cyberspace ... wonder why he's not wearing his Quizno's manager's uniform in his Twitter photo?). Keep up the good work. Head to www.twitter.com/ArmchairQBacks and register: USER NAME: thearmchairquarterbacks@gmail.com PASSWORD: chriscooleycock In spite of our long and rambling show, there was some notable NFL hilarity that didn't quite make it to the show. Below, you'll find two of the best NFL youtube clips of the week: BURGER KING SAYS JESSICA SIMPSON IS FAT AND THE COWBOYS SUCK ... This is the only surviving video of what has to be the most insane ad ever put on television. This was clearly created in a backroom by a local Burger King franchisee who has zero knowledge about minor legal technicalities like libel law and copyright infringement. The whole story is not out yet about this, but Burger King has since apologized to all parties. Even if you're a Cowboys fan, you'll find it funny. Hell, it's almost like AQB wrote it: OUTDOORSY RIGGO THINKS JIM ZORN SUCKS Here's John Riggins doing his best Paul Bunyan impression and delivering a scathing rant on Jim Zorn's comically bad tenure as the head coach of the Redskins. This is clearly Riggo's best work since he told Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor to "Lighten up, Sandy baby." Hard to believe a guy with this kinda balls played for the Jets ... But wait! There's more! Also on this extra long and barely edited edition of AQB, you'll get an update on Koren Robinson o the UFL, find out the best and most under-reported story in the NFL, celebrate the anniversary of the infamous Herschel Walker trade that created the Cowboys juggernaut of the 1990s, and more. It's all right here for your listening displeasure. So sit back, relax, grab the beverage of your choice and get ready for Week 6 in the NFL with Show #57 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download Standard Podcast Albert Haynesworth, Tony Romo, Eli Manning, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, Washington Redskins, Sirius NFL Radio, New Orleans Saints, Andy Reid, Koren Robinson, Brett Favre, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Bob Costas, Wade Phillips, Oscar Gamble, Blossom, Michael Strahan, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts, SUPER BOWL XLII, 18-1, Charles Haley's Penis, Sleestacks!, Ray Lewis, ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom, Dave Fuckin' Campo thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=107 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=107#comments Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:18:45 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=107 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=107 00:01:01 After a week-long layoff, The Armchair Quarterbacks are back in action with another meandering commentary on the current state of the NFL. And after seven ... After a week-long layoff, The Armchair Quarterbacks are back in action with another meandering commentary on the current state of the NFL. And after seven days of nursing his wounds over the Giants defeat of the Cowboys at Jerry World, Dino comes roaring back with the kind of hostility and violence that's usually only seen in the shower rooms of America's worst state prisons. You'll hear Dino question not only Benglish's masculinity, but the sexual orientation of Benglish's dog. It's disturbing. It's hateful. And it's so uncalled for, it really must be heard to be believed. Once the dust settles, the guys get down to business, discussing the horrifically re-stoked flames of Favre-mania thanks to Greg Lewis's unlikely, 11th hour TD catch that beat the Niners on Sunday (Lewis is an ex-Eagle, so of course he is in league with the sinister Man-Goat). AQB JOINS POINTLESS TIME SUCK OF "TWITTER" The most exciting AQB news of the week is the unveiling of AQB's Twitter site. Check us out at www.twitter.com/ArmchairQBacks In case you haven't noticed, Benglish and Dino are barely paying enough attention their shitty podcast to consistently deliver a show or a blog. So in spite of the fact that we now have a Twitter account, we'd really like YOU to do the work for us. So feel free to log on whenever you want and "tweet" on our behalf. Be yourself. Pretend to be us. Mostly, pretend to be Dino and proclaim your love of gay porn. We don't care. No, really ... do it. We want you to. But that's not all: we're also soliciting new names for our Twitter account because, quite frankly "ArmchairQBacks" just doesn't cut it. As you'll hear on the show, maybe it's time to resurrect "Chris Cooley's Cock in Your Ass" or maybe "Mark Tuinei's Bloated Corpse." Like the Tweets themselves, this one is up to you, the loyal AQB listeners. Here's the login info for www.twitter.com/ArmchairQBacks: USER NAME: thearmchairquarterbacks@gmail.com PASSWORD: chriscooleycock Let the fun begin. Believe it or not, Koren Robinson is back playing football ... or at least something that's supposed to resemble football. Turns out that Koro was actually the first "blockbuster" trade in the history of the UFL, the silly faux football league that kicks off on October 8th. Yes, that's right: there's a brand new pro league getting started. And we found out by just happening across the info on the Internet. Koro will be playing for Ted Cottrell (yes, that Ted Cottrell who was rumored to be "the next big head coach hire" in the NFL for years) for the New York Sentinels. According to the UFL site, the Sentinels don't even have a home stadium locked down yet. So Koro's second career might be so short, you'll probably miss it if you blink. Better set those DVRs. All this and more in this week's jam-packed show #56 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download Standard Podcast Uncategorized thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=106 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=106#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:14:09 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=106 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=106 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=105 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=105#comments Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:54:37 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=105 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=105 00:01:01 With Week 2 looming over the NFL-loving world, The Armchair Quarterbacks shove 30 of the league's teams to the back of the line and put ... With Week 2 looming over the NFL-loving world, The Armchair Quarterbacks shove 30 of the league's teams to the back of the line and put their emphasis on the only match-up of the weekend that really matters: Giants @ Cowboys, Sunday night. In other words, this show is pretty much like every other show. Indeed, Christmas has come early for your favorite NFL podcast, and with an early edge in the NFC race at stake, you'll hear the hate get dialed up mid show to the point where you can tell that Dino and Benglish really can't fucking stand one another. And that's as it should be. You'll also hear Dino and Benglish ramble aimlessly through the Week 1 events. It's so disorganized and pointless that you'll be stunned by the fact that they neglect to so much as mention the shocking end to last weekend's Denver/Cincy game. But if you've been listening for some time, this is exactly the kind of rampant uprofessionalism you've come to expect from AQB. Also in this show, you'll hear gifts exchanged and experience long-awaited debut (and incredible anticlimax) of Dino's new Cowboy hat. You'll also hear about the stunning sports boondoggle that Benglish ALMOST got to experience, more of the usual Peter King abuse, and Dino really wants to pass on this link to a hilarious new infomercial ... Benglish still thinks it's a fake. You'll also get a little bit of hate for Profootball Talk, Dino calling out Brian Urlacher, Benglish calling out Ladanian Tomilinson, Dino and Benglish trash-talking every NFL team out there that's not the Giants or the Cowboys, and some fairly half-baked justification that the Eagles' opening day blowout win was really a mirage and the Eagles still suck. But then, this is what you've come to expect from AQB -- rampant bias completely unsupported by facts or statistics. And that's why were' so damn HUGE on the Pacific Rim. And if you want to hear more hilarity of the non-football variety, then you're going to want to check out a new podcast by some folks who are very close to Benglish and Dino.  It's called WHITE BROWNIE and it's as meandering, pointless, and offensive as AQB ... so you guys are sure to enjoy.  It's going to take Central Europe by storm the way AQB has dominated Micronesia.  So check out WHITE BROWNIE when you get the chance ... There's all this and so much less, so sit back relax, and enjoy Show #55 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download Standard Podcast Uncategorized thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=104 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=104#comments Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:08:29 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=104 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=104 00:01:01 The Armchair Quarterbacks are finally back after a long layoff.  Was it worth the wait?  Probably not. But download this week's show anyway to get ... The Armchair Quarterbacks are finally back after a long layoff.  Was it worth the wait?  Probably not. But download this week's show anyway to get our take on all the off-season chicanery that's happened since the vaunted Steelers barely eked out a win against the didn't-deserve-to-be-in-the-playoffs-in-the-first-place Cardinals and immediately began to gloat about it as though they'd actually accomplished something that was impressive and we should all care about. This week, we'll get you ready for all the glory of the upcoming 2009 season. You'll even have the rare chance to to hear Dino discuss haberdashery and admit that he doesn't think that the Cowboys are a lock for a trip to this year's Super Bowl.  Of course, we all know it's just an act to camouflage the fact that he's a raging, ass wipe Cowboy fan.  Don't believe it for a second. It's all here in the long-awaited return of the the most inconsistent and fully retarded NFL podcast you'll ever download.  It's Show #54 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 9.3.09 Episode 54 Uncategorized thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=103 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=103#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:23:26 +0000 Benglish Steelers Philadelphia Eagles Tony Romo Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Tom Coughlin New England Patriots Sirius NFL Radio Andy Reid Tracy Phillips Koren Robinson Brett Favre Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks Bob Costas T.O. Wade Phillips Blossom Bill Belichick NFC East Shitbag Podcasts Divisional Playoffs SUPER BOWL XLII NFC Championship Game 18-1 Plaxico Burress Hilariously devastating knee injury Sleestacks! Spongebob Squarepants ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Dave Fuckin' Campo Man-Sect http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=103 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=103 00:01:01 Unabashed joy as the Cardinals unwittingly wreak terrible vengeance on the hated dirtbags from Philly on behalf of the Cowboys and Giants. Yes, it was ... Unabashed joy as the Cardinals unwittingly wreak terrible vengeance on the hated dirtbags from Philly on behalf of the Cowboys and Giants. Yes, it was yet another crushing and joyous championship defeat for the loathesome Iggles, the NFL's most doomstruck franchise! Enjoy the girlish tittering and non-stop football schadenfreude that makes up 99% of this week's long-awaited Championship Sunday edition of The Armchair Quarterbacks! Oh, and the scumbag Ravens lost, too! Hurrah! Enjoy the show (if that's possible)! Download 1.20.09 Episode 53 Steelers, Philadelphia Eagles, Tony Romo, Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, New England Patriots, Sirius NFL Radio, Andy Reid, Tracy Phillips, Koren Robinson, Brett Favre, Terrell Owens, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Bob Costas, T.O., Wade Phillips, Blossom, Bill Belichick, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts, Divisional Playoffs, SUPER BOWL XLII, NFC Championship Game, 18-1, Plaxico Burress, Hilariously devastating knee injury, Sleestacks!, Spongebob Squarepants, ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom, Dave Fuckin' Campo, Man-Sect thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=102 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=102#comments Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:37:06 +0000 Benglish Eli Manning Rex Grossman Cockpunch™ Miami Dolphins Tiki Barber Bill Cowher Sean Payton Jerry Reese Super Bowl XLI Cincinnati Bengals Chris Henry Chicago Bears Tracy Phillips Koren Robinson Brett Favre Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith Bob Costas T.O. Wade Phillips Michael Irvin Blossom Michael Strahan Bill Belichick Shitbag Podcasts SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Hilariously devastating knee injury Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! Spongebob Squarepants Cynthia McKinney ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom Dave Fuckin' Campo Man-Sect http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=102 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=102 00:01:01 Dave Campo.  Dave Campo!  Dave Campo, Dave Campo, Dave Campo.  And then ... there was Campo.  Dave Campo.  A man.  A legend.  And, above all: ... Dave Campo.  Dave Campo!  Dave Campo, Dave Campo, Dave Campo.  And then ... there was Campo.  Dave Campo.  A man.  A legend.  And, above all: a Campo.  A Campo by the name of Dave.  Dave Campo.  Some call him "Dave Fuckin' Campo," or merely "Camps."  But in the end, it is always Dave Campo.  Dave Campo. Dave Campo.  Dave Campo. Dave Campo.  Dave Campo. Dave Campo.  Dave Campo. Dave Campo.  Dave Campo. Dave Campo.  Dave Campo. 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And Wade Philips.  And Wade Philips' Daughter.Download 12.16.08 Episode 52 Eli Manning, Rex Grossman, Cockpunchâ�¢, Miami Dolphins, Tiki Barber, Bill Cowher, Sean Payton, Jerry Reese, Super Bowl XLI, Cincinnati Bengals, Chris Henry, Chicago Bears, Tracy Phillips, Koren Robinson, Brett Favre, Terrell Owens, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Jackie Smith, Bob Costas, T.O., Wade Phillips, Michael Irvin, Blossom, Michael Strahan, Bill Belichick, Shitbag Podcasts, SUPER BOWL XLII, 18-1, Hilariously devastating knee injury, Charles Haley's Penis, Sleestacks!, Spongebob Squarepants, Cynthia McKinney, ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom, Dave Fuckin' Campo, Man-Sect thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=101 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=101#comments Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:44:32 +0000 Benglish Philadelphia Eagles Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ Sirius NFL Radio Tiki Barber Andy Reid Jerry Reese Michael Vick Brett Favre Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks Bob Costas T.O. Wade Phillips Oscar Gamble Roger Goodell NFC East Tom Brady Shitbag Podcasts Divisional Playoffs SUPER BOWL XLII NFC Championship Game 18-1 Plaxico Burress Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=101 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=101 00:01:01 After a longer-than-usual break, The Armchair Quarterbacks are back in action with the rollicking and wildly inaccurate 51st edition of this completely useless podcast. The ... After a longer-than-usual break, The Armchair Quarterbacks are back in action with the rollicking and wildly inaccurate 51st edition of this completely useless podcast. The guys are rusty this week, and boy does it show. In fact, it's really amazing that these two morons have the unmitigated gall to produce a podcast about all the latest NFL action. Among the incredible gaffes you'll hear this week is Benglish and Dino utterly baffled as to why this weekend's Miami-Buffalo game is being held in someplace called "Rogers Centre." These two self-styled NFL "fans" were blissfully unaware that the game will be played in Toronto (for those of you who attended New Jersey public schools, that's in Canada, or as Benglish calls it "The 51st State"). Count on Benglish and Dino to keep their fingers firmly on the pulse of all the NFL action!!! As you might imagine, the show deteriorates from there. The show kicks off with Benglish groping for the name of a B horror movie in order to make some unfunny analogy. This goes on for about four mind-numbing minutes. Oh, and just in case you want to fast forward, the movie in question is called "Prophecy," and no ... it does not star Richard Crenna, as Benglish asserts; it stars an even worse actor named Robert Foxworth. And of course, the bulk of the show is dedicated to the utterly retarded Plaxico Burress situation, which Benglish is convinced has doomed his beloved Giants chances at repeating as world champs. The guys also throw down over the eternal argument about just how memorable Joe Buck's call of the Manning-to-Burress TD pass that clinched Super Bowl XLII for the Giants. Benglish still contends it was great (OK, he's biased), and to prove the point he brings up audio of a Dallas Cowboys call from earlier this season. Of course, you will not be able to judge these calls yourself, because Benglish was unable to locate an audio clip of what he calls a "gay" call by the Cowboys' play-by-play announcer.  Yes, it's nothing but quality here at AQB. Eager to read more of Benglish writing annoyingly in the third person as if there's an actual AQB staff that puts this blog together? Well, read on then! There's more action in this week's show to discuss! Peter King gets a Cockpunch™ that's been building up for weeks, and then there's a long digression about who takes the prize as the "douchiest" member of the dreadfully pompous and utterly hatable NBC Football Night in America broadcast crew. You won't be surprised who wins, but you might just be shocked at who dodges the bullet of douchedom.  At the end you will know the answer to the eternal question: WHO IS CLOSEST TO THE DOUCHE? There's more ... or less, depending on how you look at it. But you'll have to listen to the show to find out the true depths of pointlessness that are plumbed in this week's show. It's truly amazing how easily Benglish and Dino squander their access to hundreds of thousands of dollars of professional broadcast equipment. And when you realize that these two idiots actually work in the radio medium for a living ... well, it just boggles the mind. But if you want to hear about the Giants, the Cowboys and some strong yet ultimately disinterested opinions about the 30 other teams in the NFL, there's no place you'd rather be than right here: in front of your computer and about to download a big, fat MP3 of the most inane NFL podcast ever to blight the World Wide Whatever! It's Show #51 of the The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 12.02.08 Episode 51 Philadelphia Eagles, Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, Sirius NFL Radio, Tiki Barber, Andy Reid, Jerry Reese, Michael Vick, Brett Favre, Terrell Owens, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Bob Costas, T.O., Wade Phillips, Oscar Gamble, Roger Goodell, NFC East, Tom Brady, Shitbag Podcasts, Divisional Playoffs, SUPER BOWL XLII, NFC Championship Game, 18-1, Plaxico Burress, Charles Haley's Penis, Sleestacks!, ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=100 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=100#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:49:32 +0000 Benglish Albert Haynesworth Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys Peter King Cockpunch™ University of Alabama New England Patriots Sirius NFL Radio Tiki Barber Bill Cowher Michael Vick The Soul Bowl Tracy Phillips Koren Robinson The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith Bob Costas T.O. Oscar Gamble Blossom NFC East Shitbag Podcasts SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Hilariously devastating knee injury Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! Cynthia McKinney ChrisCooleysCockInYourAssDotCom http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=100 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=100 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=99 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=99#comments Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:16:25 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Peter King Cockpunch™ Washington Redskins Sirius NFL Radio Tiki Barber Koren Robinson Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks Oscar Gamble Shitbag Podcasts SUPER BOWL XLII NFC Championship Game 18-1 Hilariously devastating knee injury Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! Spongebob Squarepants Cynthia McKinney http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=99 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=99 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=98 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=98#comments Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:10:23 +0000 Benglish Albert Haynesworth Eli Manning Rex Grossman Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Tom Coughlin Cockpunch™ Sirius NFL Radio Bill Parcells Indianapolis Colts Cincinnati Bengals Koren Robinson Brett Favre Jackie Smith T.O. Oscar Gamble Roger Goodell Bill Belichick NFC East Shitbag Podcasts SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Plaxico Burress Hilariously devastating knee injury Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! Spongebob Squarepants Cynthia McKinney http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=98 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=98 00:01:01 As you can imagine, Dino wasn't much in the mood to talk football this week, after his beloved Cowboys were thrashed into a greasy pile ... As you can imagine, Dino wasn't much in the mood to talk football this week, after his beloved Cowboys were thrashed into a greasy pile of meaningless nothing by the Super Bowl Champion New York Football Giants in Week 9 (GIANTS 35, DALLAS 14!). So instead, The Armchair Quarterbacks turn their attention to politics. But if you think you're going to get some foaming-at-the-mouth, mindless Obama love fest in this week's show ... well, clearly you haven't been listening.  The show kicks off with Benglish ragging on the president-elect for his bush-league, wanna-be Stalinism.  In the meantime, Dino (the self-styled "Podcaster of Unknown Racial Origin") relates a tale of how he got the warm fuzzies over the prospect of rampant miscegenation at Obama's over-produced, incredibly stage manage, Leni Reifenstahl-esque victory rally in Chicago's Grant Park. Typical of AQB, when the guys talk politics, there's all kinds of rude tangents. And while a black politician is indeed a major topic of conversation during this week's show, it's not the black politician you think it is ... and you'll be horrified at the details of this segment! As always, an episode of AQB is not just about football, and it's not for the feint-of-heart.  And our 50th show is just like the 49 miserable attempts at sports talk podcasting that preceded it.  It's crude, poorly produced, and is rife with salty language, ill-informed football ranting, and casual hate.  Just what you expected. Eventually, the guys crowbar themselves away from the not-too-interesting topic of politics and wade into the neck-deep mire of all the Week 9 NFL action.  Dino is so painfully disappointed in the Cowboys' failure to show up for the '08 season that he's melted into a pile of foul-smelling, viscous puddle of apathy and disinterest. Be warned: his answer to every Cowboys-related question is either an inaudible shrug of defeat, or a whimpered "eh" that belies his gut-wrenching (and hilarious) pain -- both of which make for incredibly uninteresting podcasting! It's all right here, just a click away, ready for you to download.  It's the one and only podcast that even free speech advocates will be happy to see eradicated by Comrade Obama's pending war on American liberty! It's chock-full of meandering idiocy that will make you enraged ... and a little bit of football, too.  It's the rollicking, iPod ass-kicker that's ready to tear up your headphones ... it's the whopping Show #50 of The Armchair Quarterbacks! And oh yeah ... GIANTS 35, DALLAS 14!!! Download 11.5.08 Episode 50 Albert Haynesworth, Eli Manning, Rex Grossman, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Cockpunchâ�¢, Sirius NFL Radio, Bill Parcells, Indianapolis Colts, Cincinnati Bengals, Koren Robinson, Brett Favre, Jackie Smith, T.O., Oscar Gamble, Roger Goodell, Bill Belichick, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts, SUPER BOWL XLII, 18-1, Plaxico Burress, Hilariously devastating knee injury, Charles Haley's Penis, Sleestacks!, Spongebob Squarepants, Cynthia McKinney thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=97 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=97#comments Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:16:58 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys American Idol Carrie Underwood New York Giants Tom Coughlin Cockpunch™ Sirius NFL Radio Marty Schottenheimer Andy Reid Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks Bob Costas Wade Phillips Oscar Gamble Bill Belichick NFC East Shitbag Podcasts Jessica Simpson SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Plaxico Burress Hilariously devastating knee injury Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=97 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=97 00:01:01 Boo.  Scary, right?  No?  Well if you're not terrified now, you damn well will be when (if?) you bother to download this week's train wreck ... Boo.  Scary, right?  No?  Well if you're not terrified now, you damn well will be when (if?) you bother to download this week's train wreck of an episode of The Armchair Quarterbacks. Your "treat" for this week is a show that makes nearly zero references to the fact that it's Halloween.  Indeed, the only thing really scary about it is the complete lack of knowledge and talent exhibited by the hosts. In fact, there's very little "Halloween" or "special" about AQB's so-called "Halloween Special."  And that's just something we're all going to have to live with.  You will get an unnerving audio glimpse into the dank and hairy nether regions of one of the show's hosts (Benglish?  Dino?  Only the truly twisted dare to venture a guess!). And you'll get the requisite overanalysis of all things Giants and Cowboys, and the blithe dismissal of 30 other perfectly legitimate NFL teams. In short, it's the usual.  And why have a "Halloween Special" when the crap that's churned out on this podcast every week is scary enough. Now sit back, relax, and pick all the razors out of your kids' candy while you listen to the final October episode of the NFL's most reviled and unknown podcast!  It's Show #49 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download Standard Podcast Uncategorized, Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys, American Idol, Carrie Underwood, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Cockpunchâ�¢, Sirius NFL Radio, Marty Schottenheimer, Andy Reid, Terrell Owens, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Bob Costas, Wade Phillips, Oscar Gamble, Bill Belichick, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts, Jessica Simpson, SUPER BOWL XLII, 18-1, Plaxico Burress, Hilariously devastating knee injury, Charles Haley's Penis, Sleestacks! thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=96 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=96#comments Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:06:32 +0000 Benglish Steelers Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ New England Patriots Sirius NFL Radio Bill Parcells Andy Reid Koren Robinson The Armchair Quarterbacks Bob Costas Wade Phillips Oscar Gamble Michael Strahan Shitbag Podcasts SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Hilariously devastating knee injury Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=96 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=96 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=95 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=95#comments Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:28:54 +0000 Benglish Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys Carrie Underwood New York Giants Peter King Cockpunch™ Washington Redskins Randy Cross Bill Parcells Andy Reid Jerry Reese Koren Robinson Brett Favre The Armchair Quarterbacks Randy Moss Bob Costas T.O. Wade Phillips Oscar Gamble Blossom Michael Strahan NFC East Shitbag Podcasts SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Plaxico Burress Hilariously devastating knee injury Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! Ray Lewis Spongebob Squarepants http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=95 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=95 00:01:01 WE'VE HAD IT. NO COMMENTS? NO FANFIC? WELL, SCREW ALL OF YOU. Yes, we're bitter. Clearly, no one is reading this blog, downloading the podcast, ... WE'VE HAD IT. NO COMMENTS? NO FANFIC? WELL, SCREW ALL OF YOU. Yes, we're bitter. Clearly, no one is reading this blog, downloading the podcast, or caring at all. So in Show #48 of The Armchair Quarterbacks, both Benglish and Dino pretty much remove the last remaining vestiges of anything that makes the "show" seem like a show at all.  Let's face it -- it's a recorded conversation between two football fans. You're not going to get a funny blog about the issues with Romo's pinky.  Instead, you get Pinkie the Monkey (and yes, we know it's a fucking Chimpanzee and not a fucking monkey and that there's a difference -- thanks for pointing that out, Darwin).  Hope you enjoy it. No, there's no bits this week.  Or any references to Kellen Winslow's hideously swollen testicles. And even if we did, it's not like you'd care. So what you get is Dino whining about all of the Cowboys ills, from Pacman, to the loss to the Cards,  to Romo's screwed-up hand, to McBriar's busted foot -- take your pick; there's a long list.  And you'll get Benglish bitching about the Giants embarrassing Monday Night loss to the hapless Browns. Even if you're a Giants or Cowboys fan, you probably won't listen to it. So thanks for not reading this. And enjoy not listening to Show #48 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 10.14.08 Episode 48 Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, Carrie Underwood, New York Giants, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, Washington Redskins, Randy Cross, Bill Parcells, Andy Reid, Jerry Reese, Koren Robinson, Brett Favre, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Randy Moss, Bob Costas, T.O., Wade Phillips, Oscar Gamble, Blossom, Michael Strahan, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts, SUPER BOWL XLII, 18-1, Plaxico Burress, Hilariously devastating knee injury, Charles Haley's Penis, Sleestacks!, Ray Lewis, Spongebob Squarepants thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=94 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=94#comments Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:17:51 +0000 Benglish Albert Haynesworth Philadelphia Eagles Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Peter King Cockpunch™ Washington Redskins Miami Dolphins Andy Reid Jerry Reese Peyton Manning Cincinnati Bengals San Diego Chargers Koren Robinson The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith T.O. Wade Phillips Oscar Gamble Michael Irvin Michael Strahan Bill Belichick NFC East Shitbag Podcasts Jessica Simpson SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Hilariously devastating knee injury Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! Ray Lewis Spongebob Squarepants http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=94 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=94 00:01:01 It's not often that a profane and moronic podcast loosely based on the NFL has the opportunity to quote a 17th century English philosopher. But ... It's not often that a profane and moronic podcast loosely based on the NFL has the opportunity to quote a 17th century English philosopher. But if that's what you've been waiting for, well ... your moment has arrived. Because while Hobbes may have been trying to describe the human condition, he did a fair job of summing up Show #47 of The Armchair Quarterbacks while he was at it -- and more than 300 years ahead of the fact, too.  Which just goes to show the old bastard had a lot more foresight than Cowboys owner Jerry Jones did when he signed Adam "Pacman" Jones. This week, AQB had to do a quick show, which means it's even less informative than usual.  But as all you business pricks are fond of saying, Benglish and Dino are here to give you the "top line" on all the NFL action in Week 5.  OK, not all the action, but you'll damn sure get a detailed view of what the Giants and the Cowboys did. We'll also break down the main reason that Sage Rosenfeld was a key element in one of the most embarrassing 4th quarter meltdowns in recent memory.  And there's some entertaining speculation as to what Monday Night Football would be like if Ron "Jaws" Jaworski took a dark turn.  The answer is, of course, incredibly offensive and hilarious! And it's all here, packaged in a digital media file crammed full of about half an hour of complete and total football nonsense and moral midgetry.  And this week it's here raw and uncut because Dino is a lazy prick who's "too busy" to do anything to try and lift this podcast up and make it listenable. So blame him for this.  Benglish does, and look how well that's working out for him. Sit back, relax and get ready for one of our least successful attempts to amuse, entertain, and inform. It's a quick, dirty and fast edition of the Willie Run's most unrecognized and universally ignored sponsor -- those guys you love to not download or tell your friends about or pay attention to in any manner whatsoever. The team who is wasting a good chunk of their valuable time for the sake of one Cowboys fan in the UK, a Denver fan in Australia, and a handful of close relatives. And yes, they're starting to get pretty bitter about it.  It's those guys you refuse to write fanfic for in their latest never-to-be-downloaded extravaganza!  It's Show #47 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 10.8.08 Episode 47 Albert Haynesworth, Philadelphia Eagles, Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, Washington Redskins, Miami Dolphins, Andy Reid, Jerry Reese, Peyton Manning, Cincinnati Bengals, San Diego Chargers, Koren Robinson, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Jackie Smith, T.O., Wade Phillips, Oscar Gamble, Michael Irvin, Michael Strahan, Bill Belichick, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts, Jessica Simpson, SUPER BOWL XLII, 18-1, Hilariously devastating knee injury, Charles Haley's Penis, Sleestacks!, Ray Lewis, Spongebob Squarepants thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=93 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=93#comments Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:53:30 +0000 Benglish Steelers Albert Haynesworth Tony Romo Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Peter King Cockpunch™ University of Alabama Sirius NFL Radio Shawne Merriman Cincinnati Bengals Brett Favre Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks Bob Costas T.O. Blossom NFC East Shitbag Podcasts SUPER BOWL XLII NFC Championship Game 18-1 Hilariously devastating knee injury Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! Ray Lewis Spongebob Squarepants http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=93 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=93 00:01:01 Get psyched for the greatest single hour of podcasting brilliance you've ever heard. Ever.  Really.  EVER.  On this week's show, The Armchair Quarterbacks get fired ... Get psyched for the greatest single hour of podcasting brilliance you've ever heard. Ever.  Really.  EVER.  On this week's show, The Armchair Quarterbacks get fired up with one of the NFL's most murderous knife-wielding follower of Jesus, over-the-hill linebacker Ray Lewis! It's a solid start to one of our most bizarre shows ever! This week, you'll hear the annual debate between Dino and Benglish as to whether or not T.O. will eventually drag the Cowboys down into the deep, horrid muck where they belong. Benglish sees T.O.'s calls for attention in the wake of the loss to the 'Skins as the first cracks in the dam ... Dino, of course, thinks it's nothing in spite of T.O.'s previous track record as a team destroyer. Either way, Dino's refusal to debate the issue makes for less-than-compelling listening. Also in this week's show, you'll hear evidence as to exactly why The Armchair Quarterbacks would NEVER work on standard sports radio. No, ESPN will not come knocking on AQB's door anytime soon. And believe it or not, it's not just because of all the cursing, references to prison rape, or the overall lack of any substantive NFL content. Actually, that's a very big part of it. And you'll hear more.  And as if to prove that point, Benglish uses the occasion of the arrest of a Giants rookie RB to question the young athlete's manhood. THE ARMCHAIR QUARTERBACKS FAN FICTION CONTEST! The big news in this weeks show is the announcement of AQB's first (and probably last) annual Fan Fiction contest. If you know what "fanfic" is -- or even if you have an actual life and you don't have a clue -- this is your opportunity to create your own twisted script for AQB and get it produced! Now you're probably wondering what the hell we're thinking -- first of all, hardly any of the so-called listeners in the AQB fanbase even leave comments about the show on the site -- and pretty much all of them are personal friends or relatives of Benglish and/or Dino. So why, you may ask, should the idiots running this show expect anyone to bother to waste their valuable time cooking up ideas, writing them, and emailing them to the show? Hell, half the time Benglish or Dino barely bother to write anything. And they can't even seem to motivate anyone to push a button to download the stupid show. In fact, the only evidence that there's an "audience" for the show at all are the comments left by Smegzor. In fact, Smegzor sent an idea for something funny already that we didn't produce (but we will, we swear). But we're asking anyway. And if you send something, we'll produce it.  Whatever it is.  Have Gandalf walk into the Browns lockerroom and start molesting Brady Quinn.  Or maybe it's a story about Captain Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek the Next Generation taking over for Matt Millen as the Lions' GM. Or something wacky like Charles Haley masturbating in a 49ers film session while saying Joe Montana's wife's name over and over ... no, wait that really happened.  But you get the picture.  Take any genre, twist it and throw some football or sports stuff in there and it's good to go. All this plus the latest from our correspondent Phil Skipjack on the latest, greatest edition of the biggest NFL-related waste of time on the Internet -- Show #46 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 9.30.08 Episode 46 Steelers, Albert Haynesworth, Tony Romo, Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, University of Alabama, Sirius NFL Radio, Shawne Merriman, Cincinnati Bengals, Brett Favre, Terrell Owens, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Bob Costas, T.O., Blossom, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts, SUPER BOWL XLII, NFC Championship Game, 18-1, Hilariously devastating knee injury, Charles Haley's Penis, Sleestacks!, Ray Lewis, Spongebob Squarepants thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=92 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=92#comments Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:51:48 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys Carrie Underwood New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ Don Shula Sirius NFL Radio Marty Schottenheimer San Diego Chargers Koren Robinson Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith Bob Costas Wade Phillips Chris Chambers Oscar Gamble Blossom Michael Strahan NFC East Shitbag Podcasts Jessica Simpson 18-1 Plaxico Burress Hilariously devastating knee injury Charles Haley's Penis Sleestacks! http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=92 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=92 00:01:01 If you thought the a crappy podcast about the NFL was no place for talk about Sleestacks, bad Latino accents, and the many perversions of ... If you thought the a crappy podcast about the NFL was no place for talk about Sleestacks, bad Latino accents, and the many perversions of Charles Haley ... well then Show #45 of The Armchair Quarterbacks will rock your damned world! This week, the guys continue their never-ending quest to create the most inscrutable and unlistenable podcast on the web, replete with talk of old TV shows, the Cowboys' gay uniform choices, and other quasi-football-related blather. And yes, even the legendary Brown Sleestack (the super-smart one who controlled the pylons and had all those wicked-cool crystals) makes his way into the conversation, along with Chaka, the Pakuni.  Why?  Well, why the hell not?  Even after the rough-and-tumble NFL action in Week 3, there's always room for Sleestacks! Pointless?  Yes!  Retarded?  Definitely.  But if you want something well-written and clever, you'll want to check out Kissing Suzy Kolber, With Leather, or Deadspin ... Benglish and Dino just aren't that talented, so they need to make up for that by trying harder, telling more dumb dick jokes, and being as patently offensive as possible.  If you think the Deadspin dude makes Buzz Bissenger sick, AQB would make his pompous head blow right the fuck off of his self-important neck!  YEAH! It's all jam-packed into this one adventure-filled episode! This journey into the heart of NFL darkness is beyond belief.  In fact, it's so memorable and incredible that the writer of this blog can't even remember what the hell we talked about during the show ... all I can remember is that we had some kind of Sleestack, LAND OF THE LOST conversation.  But there was some funny other stuff in there -- this should be a fairly entertaining show. So sit back, relax, and enjoy an amazingly wrong-headed view of America's favorite sport.  It's Show #45 of THE ARMCHAIR QUARTERBACKS!Download 9.23.08 Episode 45 Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys, Carrie Underwood, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, Don Shula, Sirius NFL Radio, Marty Schottenheimer, San Diego Chargers, Koren Robinson, Terrell Owens, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Jackie Smith, Bob Costas, Wade Phillips, Chris Chambers, Oscar Gamble, Blossom, Michael Strahan, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts, Jessica Simpson, 18-1, Plaxico Burress, Hilariously devastating knee injury, Charles Haley's Penis, Sleestacks! thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=91 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=91#comments Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:56:46 +0000 Benglish Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Tom Coughlin Cockpunch™ Sirius NFL Radio Tiki Barber Bill Cowher Bill Parcells Andy Reid Steve McNair Koren Robinson Vinnie Testaverde The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith T.O. Wade Phillips Bill Belichick NFC East Tom Brady Shitbag Podcasts Jessica Simpson SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Hilariously devastating knee injury http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=91 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=91 00:01:01 Ready for a trip in The Armchair Quarterbacks' way back machine? This week's show kicks off with a discussion about the disturbing behavior that was ... Ready for a trip in The Armchair Quarterbacks' way back machine? This week's show kicks off with a discussion about the disturbing behavior that was allegedly exhibited by former defensive end Charles Haley during his playing career -- and I don't mean the fact that he opted to play for such loathsome teams as the 49ers and the Cowboys. Yes, Dino will stop at nothing to discuss the days of Cowboys glory, even if he has to drag all of us kicking and screaming into the early 90s. Word of warning: there's much discussion of penis in the beginning of this show, cementing AQB as one of most disturbingly gay-sounding NFL podcasts on the internet. But it's a nice way to get things kicked off as the guys break down all of the action in an exciting Week 2. This week's show is surprisingly chock full of semi-serious football analysis. It's not funny ... well, not intentionally, anyway. But it will give you ample opportunity to realize just how addle-brained Dino and Benglish really are when it comes to sports. You'll also find out about the details of Dino and Benglish's lame attempt to promote the show by hopping on the bio-diesel driven bandwagon of the Willie Run! In spite of the fact that both Dino and Benglish think the global warming scare is a bunch of utter bullshit, and we hate country music! But why should you read about it when you can click below and download this week's crappy attempt at sports-related entertainment for yourself? Go on! Pollute your hard drive with the crudest, dumbest, most juvenile and politically incorrect football romp on the world wide intra-web -- Show #44 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 9.17.08 Episode 44 Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Cockpunchâ�¢, Sirius NFL Radio, Tiki Barber, Bill Cowher, Bill Parcells, Andy Reid, Steve McNair, Koren Robinson, Vinnie Testaverde, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Jackie Smith, T.O., Wade Phillips, Bill Belichick, NFC East, Tom Brady, Shitbag Podcasts, Jessica Simpson, SUPER BOWL XLII, 18-1, Hilariously devastating knee injury thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=90 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=90#comments Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:01:43 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL New England Patriots Bill Parcells Cincinnati Bengals Koren Robinson The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith Bob Costas Oscar Gamble Blossom Bill Belichick NFC East Tom Brady Shitbag Podcasts SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Hilariously devastating knee injury http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=90 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=90 00:01:01 Week 1 had it all: high scoring, devastating injuries, and Carson Palmer blowing dead bear. And all of the excitement has been boiled down, seasoned ... Week 1 had it all: high scoring, devastating injuries, and Carson Palmer blowing dead bear. And all of the excitement has been boiled down, seasoned with lots of profanity and dick jokes and packaged for you in one thrilling podcast. OK, maybe it's not thrilling. But it is offensive, and we mean that in the best way possible. The above picture of Carson Palmer about to eat a "hot dog" sets the tone nicely. It's here, it's queer, get used to it! It's Show #43 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 9.8.08 Episode 43 Tony Romo, Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, New England Patriots, Bill Parcells, Cincinnati Bengals, Koren Robinson, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Jackie Smith, Bob Costas, Oscar Gamble, Blossom, Bill Belichick, NFC East, Tom Brady, Shitbag Podcasts, SUPER BOWL XLII, 18-1, Hilariously devastating knee injury thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=89 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=89#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:10:03 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys Carrie Underwood New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Washington Redskins Nick Saban Don Shula New England Patriots Sirius NFL Radio Eric Mangini Marty Schottenheimer Shawne Merriman Michael Vick Cincinnati Bengals Tracy Phillips Koren Robinson Brett Favre The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith Bob Costas Oscar Gamble Blossom Michael Strahan NFC East Shitbag Podcasts Jessica Simpson Divisional Playoffs NFC Championship Game 18-1 Plaxico Burress http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=89 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=89 00:01:01 It's finally here! That joyous and wonderful week when all things become good and pure again! Week 1 of the 2008 NFL season ... It's finally here! That joyous and wonderful week when all things become good and pure again! Week 1 of the 2008 NFL season kicks off tonight as the World Champion New York Football Giants begin the defense of their title against the 'Skins ... who says there ain't no god? We've all managed to survive yet another dark and hideous off-season replete with silly baseball fans, the meaningless borefest of the Olympics, and an endless stream of maddeningly pointless Peter King commentary. And your inconsistent and idiotic pals The Armchair Quarterbacks are ready to celebrate with a shockingly EARLY and ON-TIME episode. In this week's show, you'll find out that Benglish and Peter King are alike in something other than morbid obesity. You'll also hear Dino hedging on the fact that he believes that Dallas will rocket through the '08 campaign to a Super Bowl title (yes, like all Cowboys fans, Dino is full of shit). And of course there's the usual offensive commentary, half-assed "analysis" (emphasis on the "anal"), and hard-to-follow conversation that makes AQB one of the Inter-web's most unlistenable podcasts. So sit back, relax and enjoy the cackling, moronic NFL hatefest that makes up Show #42 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 9.2.08 Episode 42 Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys, Carrie Underwood, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, Washington Redskins, Nick Saban, Don Shula, New England Patriots, Sirius NFL Radio, Eric Mangini, Marty Schottenheimer, Shawne Merriman, Michael Vick, Cincinnati Bengals, Tracy Phillips, Koren Robinson, Brett Favre, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Jackie Smith, Bob Costas, Oscar Gamble, Blossom, Michael Strahan, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts, Jessica Simpson, Divisional Playoffs, NFC Championship Game, 18-1, Plaxico Burress thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=88 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=88#comments Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:01:12 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Eli Manning New York Giants Peter King Bill Cowher Eric Mangini Shawne Merriman Tracy Phillips Norv Turner Koren Robinson Brett Favre Vinnie Testaverde Jackie Smith Wade Phillips Oscar Gamble Michael Strahan NFC East Shitbag Podcasts NFC Championship Game 18-1 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=88 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=88 00:01:01 As you know, we were late due to technical reasons on Friday. Unfortunately for you, those problems have been fixed, and now you have full ... As you know, we were late due to technical reasons on Friday. Unfortunately for you, those problems have been fixed, and now you have full access to what is by far one of our worst shows ... EVER. This tragic bit of audio will make you wonder why we bothered to waste the power of modern technology to post it. The Paraguayan Javelin Chick seen here was a big topic of conversation during this week's show, which should give you an idea of just how bad this show is. But you'll also meet Vinnie the Jets fan for the first time, which should give you a laugh or too ... as long as you're not easily offended. Hopefully, we'll have a new show up this Friday. And on that show you can hear Benglish moaning about the Giants loss of Osi for the season while Dino titters with barely contained glee. And then you will hear the actual sound of Dino's trachea being ripped out. So that should be fun for all. Stay tuned. Also, please let us know if you're interested in staring a listener Fantasy League. We've had some responses, but not enough, and time is running out! If you guys could please post to the site to let us know if you'd like to be a part of it, we'll set up an online draft ASAP. Could be good for a few laughs. And who knows? Maybe -- just maybe -- it could help prevent the show from sucking again. OK, probably not. But let's try anyway. In the meantime, buckle in for a rollicking borefest of quasi-football related crap (WHEN WILL THE REGULAR SEASON GET HERE!?), also known as Show #41 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 8.18.08 Episode 41 Tony Romo, Eli Manning, New York Giants, Peter King, Bill Cowher, Eric Mangini, Shawne Merriman, Tracy Phillips, Norv Turner, Koren Robinson, Brett Favre, Vinnie Testaverde, Jackie Smith, Wade Phillips, Oscar Gamble, Michael Strahan, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts, NFC Championship Game, 18-1 thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=87 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=87#comments Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:33:51 +0000 Benglish Philadelphia Eagles Dallas Cowboys Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Sirius NFL Radio Sean Payton Michael Vick Koren Robinson The Armchair Quarterbacks Oscar Gamble Michael Irvin Michael Strahan Shitbag Podcasts Jessica Simpson http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=87 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=87 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=86 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=86#comments Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:31:46 +0000 Benglish Dallas Cowboys American Idol Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Don Shula Sirius NFL Radio Brett Favre The Armchair Quarterbacks Wade Phillips Blossom Shitbag Podcasts 18-1 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=86 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=86 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=85 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=85#comments Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:39:02 +0000 Benglish Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Peter King Cockpunch™ Brett Favre The Armchair Quarterbacks Shitbag Podcasts http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=85 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=85 00:01:01 Like Brett Favre, we lied. We didn't do a "show every two weeks or so" during the off season like we claimed we would at ... Like Brett Favre, we lied. We didn't do a "show every two weeks or so" during the off season like we claimed we would at the end of last season. Also like Brett Favre, our return to the NFL universe will be gut-bustingly hilarious. Unlike Brett Favre, AQB's 2008 season will be intentionally hilarious. You'll hear lots about Favre in this week's show, but unfortunately the blockbuster trade of Favre and his building-sized ego happened after we'd already recorded the show. But there's plenty of other laughs to be found, including a welcome back cockpunch to our old bete noir Peter King, who seems destined to be St. Paul to Brett Favre's Jesus for as long as both of them shall live. It's loud! It's obnoxious! It's offensive! It's nauseating! No, it's not the Dallas Cowboys edition of HBO's HARD KNOCKS ... it's the the first show of the 2008 Season: Show #40 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download Episode 40 Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, Brett Favre, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Shitbag Podcasts thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=83 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=83#comments Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:08:44 +0000 Benglish Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Miami Dolphins New England Patriots Sirius NFL Radio Tiki Barber Bill Parcells Jerry Reese Cincinnati Bengals Brett Favre The Armchair Quarterbacks Oscar Gamble Michael Strahan Bill Belichick NFC East Jessica Simpson SUPER BOWL XLII 18-1 Plaxico Burress http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=83 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=83 00:01:01 This week on The Armchair Quarterbacks, the guys give you in-depth analysis of the football's most exciting game: the 2008 Pro Bowl, where the NFL's ... This week on The Armchair Quarterbacks, the guys give you in-depth analysis of the football's most exciting game: the 2008 Pro Bowl, where the NFL's best shine their brightest ... kidding. What you will hear is Benglish reliving the most glorious moment of his sports life -- the thrilling spectacle of the New York Giants 17-14 upset of the Patriots in Super Bowl XLII. With apologies to fans of other teams, Benglish spends a goodly portion of this week's show waxing poetic about the ins and outs of the 2007 season finale. For non-Giants fans, it's likely to be vaguely nauseating. Dino the Cowboys die-hard reveals his pitch-black soul as he explains how he even rooted for the Giants -- a team he usually despises -- because he knew that a NYG victory would result in brain-scrambling agony for Patriots Nation. The guys break down how the combination of Giants love and Patriots hate seemed to have most of America's NFL fans rooting hard for the Pats to get taken down. It's all here: did Eli deserve the MVP? Is Benglish a bad fan? Is blind faith in one's team more fun or just the road to severe heartbreak? Was Tyree's catch the catch that will replace "The Catch" as "The Catch?" Is the Super Bowl more fun in real time or frame-by-agonizing-frame as Benglish viewed it? After all the talk of the final game of the 2007, AQB looks ahead to 2008 as the NFL's "business season" begins in earnest. You'll get a quick overview of some of the more intriguing -- and in the case of the Redskins, hilarious -- coaching moves that have happened, a discussion about some possible off-season moves (with the usual emphasis on the Giants and the Cowboys), how the NFC East is about to become a two-team race for the foreseeable future, and more. It's all here on the special NEW YORK GIANTS SUPER BOWL XLII CHAMPIONS EDITION of the loudest, most annoying, and increasingly unfunny NFL podcast on the internet -- The Armchair Quarterbacks! YOUTUBE WILL HAUNT BRADY FOREVER As we mention on this week's show, Tom Brady's somewhat arrogant chuckle at Plaxico Burress's pre-game prediction of the final score (23-17), has come back to haunt him big time on the internet. If you'll recall, Brady seemed to think it was funny that Burress thought the Pats would "only" score 17 points (if it's any consolation, Tom, you're right: Burress was silly to think that you'd score that many). And Hate-triot Nation has jumped on this now infamous statement. You can see funny examples here, here, and here. OH MY GOD ... JOE BUCK IS IN MY HEAD FOR THE REST OF TIME. To say that Dino and I have been a little harsh on Fox sportscaster Joe Buck is putting it mildly. We've lambasted the man. Verbally tarred and feathered him. Metaphorically treated him the way the Red Army treated the women of Berlin in the spring of 1945. But now, I have to give him a little credit. For all of Buck's faults, his play-by-play call of Plaxico Burress's game-winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII will be with me forever. "Fifty-nine seconds left ... Manning lobs it ... BURRESS - ALONE ... TOUCHDOWN NEW YORK." Just writing it gives me chills. It's supplanted "Here's the kick ... it's got the distance ... it is ... NO GOOD!!! GIANTS WIN! GIANTS WIN!" (which was a radio call, actually) as the phrase that crystallizes the best moment in Giants history that I've ever experienced. The phrase that will always bring all those incredible emotions rushing back as though they're happening for the first time. And this phrase was said by Joe Buck of all people. Well, I'll be damned. So this one's for you, Joe. I want to thank you for those words. And I want to forgive you for your past sins. And I want to apologize for all the hateful things I'm sure to say about you when the season starts up again this September. You will be with me always, Mr. Buck. Whether I like it or not. DINO IS NOT JUST WRONG ABOUT FOOTBALL As you heard on this week's show, there was some disagreement as to wh Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, Miami Dolphins, New England Patriots, Sirius NFL Radio, Tiki Barber, Bill Parcells, Jerry Reese, Cincinnati Bengals, Brett Favre, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Oscar Gamble, Michael Strahan, Bill Belichick, NFC East, Jessica Simpson, SUPER BOWL XLII, 18-1, Plaxico Burress thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=82 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=82#comments Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:47:24 +0000 Benglish Eli Manning New York Giants Tom Coughlin Cockpunch™ NFL New England Patriots Sirius NFL Radio Tiki Barber Jerry Reese The Armchair Quarterbacks Randy Moss Michael Strahan Bill Belichick NFC East Tom Brady SUPER BOWL XLII NFC Championship Game 18-1 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=82 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=82 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=81 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=81#comments Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:58:52 +0000 Benglish Eli Manning New York Giants Tom Coughlin Cockpunch™ NFL Bill Parcells Jerry Reese The Armchair Quarterbacks Michael Strahan NFC East Divisional Playoffs SUPER BOWL XLII NFC Championship Game http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=81 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=81 00:01:01 It’s the last game of the NFL season and, incredibly, Benglish’s Giants are 60 minutes away from a world championship. The Giants have climbed ... It’s the last game of the NFL season and, incredibly, Benglish’s Giants are 60 minutes away from a world championship. The Giants have climbed every mountain (and dipped into every conceivable valley) during their unlikely run through the 2007 NFL season, and have saved Everest for last. Needless to say, if they can find a way to knock off the 18-0 Patriots on the biggest stage in all of sports, they will have completed what, for them, would be a season with its own special kind of perfection. Though the Giants will have lost six games during the season, a win in the Super Bowl would mean that they had beaten three of those teams that had inflicted four of those losses. Though hardly a flawless record, it would have its own special kind of symmetry, and would harken back to the Giants' "unlikely" 1990 championship season, when the team went 13-3 -- but ultimately beat every team that they'd lost to over the course of that season (the Eagles, the Niners, and, finally, the Bills). In this Super Bowl XLII preview edition of The Armchair Quarterbacks, you'll hear how Benglish is very unlikely to enjoy this Sunday's game, and hear how the stress of the impending clash with the seemingly invincible Patriots has been wearing on him. Of course, Dino is there to lend absolutely no moral support whatsoever. And when Dino backs an unlikely team in the big game, it send Benglish over the edge. You'll also hear a breakdown of all the latest NFL coaching carousel silliness, and the guys discuss all the strange moves that are sure to make the weeks following the Super Bowl very interesting indeed. But mostly, this show is about the Super Bowl, and you'll get a dark glimpse into the twisted inner workings and emotions of a die hard fan as his team faces down a big, bad dynasty. It's not a pretty glimpse, either, and by the end of the show you'll hear a stressed out Benglish writhing about in a metaphorical fetal position. Dino loves every second of it. It's all here in the spectacular, Giants-rooting, Big Blue supporting season finale of the least heard and funniest NFL podcast on the internet. It's Show #38 -- the special NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS SUPER BOWL EDITION of The Armchair Quarterbacks! GO GIANTS!!! HITLER WAS A COWBOYS FAN ... IT FIGURES. You can see the now-famous (and incredibly hilarious) youtube video that Benglish and Dino discuss at the top of this week's show here. It features the dictator that everyone loves to hate, reacting to the Cowboys' playoff loss to the New York Football Giants. NOTE: Dino did not approve this blog.Download 1.29.08 Episode 38 Eli Manning, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, Bill Parcells, Jerry Reese, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Michael Strahan, NFC East, Divisional Playoffs, SUPER BOWL XLII, NFC Championship Game thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=80 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=80#comments Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:43:24 +0000 Benglish Eli Manning New York Giants Tom Coughlin NFL New England Patriots Sirius NFL Radio Tiki Barber Bill Parcells Jerry Reese Koren Robinson Brett Favre The Armchair Quarterbacks Michael Strahan NFC East SUPER BOWL XLII NFC Championship Game http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=80 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=80 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=79 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=79#comments Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:46:26 +0000 Benglish Albert Haynesworth Tony Romo Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys Carrie Underwood New York Giants Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL New England Patriots Sirius NFL Radio Jerry Reese Tracy Phillips Koren Robinson Brett Favre Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith T.O. Wade Phillips Oscar Gamble Michael Strahan Bill Belichick NFC East Tom Brady Shitbag Podcasts Jessica Simpson Divisional Playoffs http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=79 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=79 00:01:01 R.W. McQuarters is GOD! The Oscar returns to Benglish until the fall! And Dino shows he’s committed enough to the show to relieve one ... R.W. McQuarters is GOD! The Oscar returns to Benglish until the fall! And Dino shows he’s committed enough to the show to relieve one of biggest and most nightmarish post-season disappointments in his team’s history! You get all this and more in Show #37 of The Armchair Quarterbacks! Yes, in spite of the fact the New York Football Giants glorious and stunning upset of the Dallas Cowboys in the Divisional round of the playoffs, there is a show this week. Dino was able to pull slightly out of his funk, brush off the meaningless statistics of Dallas’s dead-end 13-3 season, and get into the studio. It should be noted that this collector’s edition of the show was recorded without Dino wearing his battered Cowboys hat … Benglish, meanwhile, revels in the Giants victory and their improbable march through the playoffs. You’ll hear a complete breakdown of all of last weekend’s Divisional Playoffs action, and look ahead to Chargers-Pats and Giants-Packers on Championship Sunday. But most of the show is devoted to Benglish twisting the knife ever deeper into the sad and broken heart of Dino. You’ll also hear how Benglish and Dino watched the game’s titanic and spectacular final play. A good time will be had by all. Except Cowboys fans, but they probably won’t be listening anyway. So sit back, relax, and enjoy … it’s a festival of seething, fan-on-fan hatred! Getcha popcorn ready! It’s Show #37 of The Armchair Quarterbacks! PACKER WEATHER MY ASS Is there any fan that’s not already sick of the "Packer Weather" bullshit? Sure, the game-time temperature for the NFC Championship Game between the Giants and the Packers could be zero degrees – and that’s without windchill. Naturally, Packers fans see it as a massive advantage. But think about it for a moment: how many Ice Bowl-like Packers games has Favre played on the so-called “Frozen Tundra” (which, by the way, is the NFL’s only heated playing surface, so the “tundra” never actually freezes)? Could someone PLEASE do some research and tell me the coldest game that beer-swillin', pill-popping redneck from gulf coast Mississippi has played in? Most of you will recall that Favre hasn't had a deep playoff run that's included a January home game in Lambeau for about a decade. I'll bet you this could potentially be the coldest game he’s ever played in, too. And Ryan Grant was on the Giants in August, so it’s not like he’s played in anything like this either ... Can everyone please drop the assumption that putting on a Packers jersey automatically builds Inuit DNA into a player’s genes? How many guys on the Packers roster are from SEC schools? It’s the dumbest myth in sports. If the Packers have an advantage this weekend, it's that the Giants' secondary is all injured; the weather will only be a minor factor. THE OMENS Not many folks are giving the Giants much of a chance this Sunday. And that’s understandable. Anyone who’s seen the way the Giants played for most of this season is stunned that they’re 60 minutes from the Super Bowl. It’s going to be a tall order for the Giants’ injury-riddled secondary to keep pace with GB’s speedy WR trio of Driver, Jennings, and Jones. The potential is there for this game to get out of hand for the Giants very quickly. In desperate times, fans need to look for omens, and this time around there are a few that fit in the Giants favor. There are some eerie similarities between this Giants team and the 1990 Giants team. And remember: that 1990 Giants team had to play as underdogs in an NFC Championship Game on the road in San Francisco. Take a look at these massively good omens for the Giants: • The 1990 Giants played against a Niners team that was going for a third-straight Super Bowl win; the 2007 Pats are going for their second-straight Super Bowl win. • In 1990, two of the Giants’ top defensive (LT and DE Leonard Marshall) stars missed the pre Albert Haynesworth, Tony Romo, Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, Carrie Underwood, New York Giants, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, New England Patriots, Sirius NFL Radio, Jerry Reese, Tracy Phillips, Koren Robinson, Brett Favre, Terrell Owens, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Jackie Smith, T.O., Wade Phillips, Oscar Gamble, Michael Strahan, Bill Belichick, NFC East, Tom Brady, Shitbag Podcasts, Jessica Simpson, Divisional Playoffs thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=78 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=78#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:51:06 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys Carrie Underwood New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Wild Card Weekend New England Patriots Bill Parcells Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith Oscar Gamble Michael Strahan NFC East Shitbag Podcasts Jessica Simpson Divisional Playoffs http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=78 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=78 00:01:01 The holidays are over, and Benglish and Dino have finally gotten off their asses to bring you Show #36 of The Armchair Quarterbacks! And ... The holidays are over, and Benglish and Dino have finally gotten off their asses to bring you Show #36 of The Armchair Quarterbacks! And what better way to kickoff 2008 than the first-ever postseason meeting between the Giants and the Cowboys? And if you’re ready to give the guys crap over being away for so long, lighten up. It’s not like we took a week off to go to Mexico with some broad whose I.Q. is lower than our jersey number when we should’ve been getting ready for a playoff run … like some quarterbacks I can mention. In this week’s show, you’ll hear the guys wrap up Wild Card Weekend and look ahead to the Divisional Playoffs. Naturally you’ll get their predictions on how the games will go down. Once again, the Oscar Gamble Doll is up for grabs in Cowboys-Giants III. Will Benglish wrest the crazy-haired podcast mascot from Dino’s evil clutches? We won’t know until Sunday night … You’ll also here a wrap up of all the coaching carousel news, speculation on who Archie loves more – Peyton or Eli? – as plenty of snide remarks and cackling. But bubbling close to the surface is the anger and hatred that's caused by the Giants-Cowboys game. You'll thrill to the fact that both Dino and Benglish seem to be on a hair trigger during the entire show, and are withing seconds of lunging at one another and tearing at eachother's trachea! Will this show have a bloody and violent end? You won't know unless you download it and listen closely to ever single second! In one of the most gigantic ironies of the NFL season, the closer your team gets to the Super Bowl, the more stressful and excruciating it becomes to watch them. And you'll hear that tension throughout this week's podcast! They’re back, full of hate, and hotter than ever, and they may never speak to one another again after this weekend’s Giants-Cowboys playoff game, so you’d better enjoy this episode – it could be their last. It’s Show #36 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 1.7.08 Episode 36 Tony Romo, Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, Carrie Underwood, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, Wild Card Weekend, New England Patriots, Bill Parcells, Terrell Owens, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Jackie Smith, Oscar Gamble, Michael Strahan, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts, Jessica Simpson, Divisional Playoffs thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=77 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=77#comments Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:55:20 +0000 Benglish Philadelphia Eagles Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Bill Cowher Bill Parcells Andy Reid Michael Vick The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith T.O. Oscar Gamble Michael Irvin Michael Strahan NFC East Shitbag Podcasts http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=77 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=77 00:01:01 Christmas came early for all 2.5 fans of The Armchair Quarterbacks -- we chose to leave our disastrous, wildly unfunny Show #34 unposted. Right now, ... Christmas came early for all 2.5 fans of The Armchair Quarterbacks -- we chose to leave our disastrous, wildly unfunny Show #34 unposted. Right now, it's sitting in the AQB vault, festering like a dirty sore. It will never see the proverbial light of day. In fact, Dino and Benglish consulted with ex-staffers from Mike Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz to determine the most sadistic and twisted way with which to dispatch the offending MP3. We weren't sure exactly how we were supposed to electrocute or hang a digital audio file, so in the end we'll probably just delete the damned thing. And humanity will be better off for it; future generations will thank us and remember this gracious and wise act. Or so we hope. It would be nice to get some fucking reaction to this complete waste-of-time of a podcast. And since you bastards refuse to pony up, we'll have to just hope, won't we? But we're back and better than ever with an extra-long Holiday Special that's sure to amuse you, or at least keep you occupied in the event you've got travel plans this holiday that happen to include a trip to your in-law's place. This week's show features a close look at some of the top stories of the week (except for the hilarious sodomization of hapless Falcon's owner Arthur Blank by the NFL's biggest tease-'em-and-leave-'em specialist, Bill Parcells, which happened after the show was recorded). You'll hear some of the last Mike Vick talk of the season, as well as the requisite discussion on the state of the Giants and the Cowboys. You'll also hear a complete breakdown of Brian Westbrook's so-called "genius" move of NOT putting his team up by 11 points in the waning minutes of the Eagles-Cowboys game in Week 16. As I'm sure you already know, both Benglish and Dino think Westbrook is an idiot. Benglish cries himself a river over the misfortunes of his 9-4 "juggernaut" fantasy team, The Magnificent Bastards, who were obliterated in the Divisional Championship round of a big-money fantasy league. Benglish's $20 fantasy team, naturally, is Super Bowl bound. Fantasy geeks in the audience will either empathize with Benglish's plight or find his gut-wrenching pain hilarious and well deserved. You decide. And on top of that, there's also a breakdown of the playoff picture, a touching holiday gift exchange between Benglish and Dino, and, of course, plenty of Cockpunches™ to go around. It's all here and so jammed full of goddamn holiday cheer that even elves are sickened by it -- it's Show #35 of The Armchair Quarterbacks! * David Bowie does not appear in Show #35 of The Armchair Quarterbacks.Download 12.18.07 Episode 35 Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, Bill Cowher, Bill Parcells, Andy Reid, Michael Vick, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Jackie Smith, T.O., Oscar Gamble, Michael Irvin, Michael Strahan, NFC East, Shitbag Podcasts thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=76 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=76#comments Fri, 07 Dec 2007 19:35:57 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King NFL Washington Redskins New England Patriots Randy Cross Sirius NFL Radio Tiki Barber Bill Parcells Tracy Phillips Norv Turner Brett Favre Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith Wade Phillips Oscar Gamble Michael Irvin Blossom Michael Strahan NFC East Tom Brady Sean Taylor http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=76 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=76 00:01:01 Rejoice! Once again, The Armchair Quarterbacks are forced to resort to a super-fast, no-frills, nearly joke-free edition of the show. Which means that you'll be ... Rejoice! Once again, The Armchair Quarterbacks are forced to resort to a super-fast, no-frills, nearly joke-free edition of the show. Which means that you'll be spared the usual over-long rehashing of week-old NFL game analysis. We've managed to cram all of the show's standard mediocrity into a condensed, Reader's Digest version that you'll be able to listen to, ignore, and delete from your iPod all in under an hour. How's that for convenience? On this week's mini-show, you'll hear the guys own up to their rampant distastefully jocular aittitude and rampant douchebaggery in the wake of Washington DB Sean Taylor's murder; you'll actually hear them apologize. Is it sincere? Well, it's up to you to decide. Of course, there's also coverage of the Patriot's near-loss to the ever-whiny Baltimore Ravens on Monday. And the requisite, excruciatingly painful pro-Cowboys blather from Dino, who is gradually becoming the kind of Cowboys fan that all of America hates as Dallas marches ever closer to their embarrassing loss in this year's Super Bowl. Meanwhile, Benglish comes to terms with the depressing reality that is New York Giants football in 2007, and even admits that he committed the ultimate sin of the true fan during NYG's thrilling fourth quarter comeback against the Chicago Bears. Tune in to find out what a truly faithless bastard Benglish can be! Yes, it's pretty much the same thing you hear every week -- except this week, there's a lot less of it. So sit back, relax, and get ready for some rollicking NFL commentary and plenty of offensive statements! It's all new! It's fat free (except for Benglish)! It's Show #33 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 12.15.07 Episode 33 Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Peter King, NFL, Washington Redskins, New England Patriots, Randy Cross, Sirius NFL Radio, Tiki Barber, Bill Parcells, Tracy Phillips, Norv Turner, Brett Favre, Terrell Owens, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Jackie Smith, Wade Phillips, Oscar Gamble, Michael Irvin, Blossom, Michael Strahan, NFC East, Tom Brady, Sean Taylor thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=75 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=75#comments Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:29:57 +0000 Benglish Steelers Albert Haynesworth Philadelphia Eagles Tony Romo Eli Manning Rex Grossman Chrissie Hynde Dallas Cowboys American Idol Carrie Underwood New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Wild Card Weekend Darrent Williams Washington Redskins Nick Saban Don Shula Miami Dolphins University of Alabama New England Patriots Randy Cross Sirius NFL Radio Tiki Barber Bill Cowher Bill Parcells Sean Payton Eric Mangini New Orleans Saints Marty Schottenheimer Shawne Merriman Andy Reid Steve McNair Jerry Reese Indianapolis Colts Peyton Manning Michael Vick The Soul Bowl Super Bowl XLI Cincinnati Bengals Chris Henry Chicago Bears Devin Hester Tracy Phillips San Diego Chargers Norv Turner Koren Robinson Brett Favre Terrell Owens Vinnie Testaverde The Armchair Quarterbacks Randy Moss Jackie Smith Bob Costas T.O. Wade Phillips Chris Chambers Oscar Gamble Michael Irvin Roger Goodell Blossom Michael Strahan Bill Belichick NFC East Tom Brady Sean Taylor http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=75 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=75 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=74 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=74#comments Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:49:43 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Washington Redskins New England Patriots Devin Hester Norv Turner Brett Favre Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks T.O. Wade Phillips Bill Belichick NFC East Sean Taylor http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=74 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=74 00:01:01 Every week, The Armchair Quarterbacks Podcast provides a detailed audio record of the reasons that Dino and Benglish are going to Hell. And Show #32 ... Every week, The Armchair Quarterbacks Podcast provides a detailed audio record of the reasons that Dino and Benglish are going to Hell. And Show #32 is no different. In this week's show, your twisted co-hosts weigh in on the Sean Taylor tragedy with predictably sick and distasteful results. In defense of Dino and Benglish, however, please keep in mind that Taylor was only in a coma at the time the jokes were made; it was still some hours before his actual death. Which of course makes these jokes OK to laugh at. Kind of. Speaking of tragedies, you'll also hear Benglish's painful breakdown of Eli Manning's horrific four-interception nightmare against the Vikings. As you may have read in this week's earlier blog, Benglish refuses to put all of the blame on the Giants' slack-jawed mouth-breather of a quarterback. It's Coughlin who needs to get a chunk of the blame, too. Naturally, Dino makes everyone re-live the Cowboys' so-called triumph over the pathetic New York Jets, and even goes the extra mile to post this week's show on Thursday - before the big Green Bay-Dallas showdown. You'll also hear exactly how Dino and Benglish see the battle for home field advantage in the NFC playing out. The late, great Sean Taylor isn't the only Redskin who gets his due in Show #32. You'll also hear a unique take on 'Skins QB Jason Campbell, who AQB believes was separated at birth from Commodores front man and pop sensation Lionel Richie. Hilarity results. If you enjoy a couple of morons laughing at their own jokes, then you've certainly come to the right podcast. But that's not all. In this jam-packed, ill-directed and rambling episode, you'll also hear a poorly thought-out and wildly inaccurate analysis of the playoff picture in the NFC and the AFC. If nothing else, it will prove to you that though Benglish and Dino have been watching the games, they've been paying little attention to the standings. Of course, you'll get the usual goodly portion of Peter King commentary, game breakdowns, and Cockpunches™ galore. It's all right here for your listening pleasure. It's the kind of sick and inappropriate NFL humor you'll never, ever hear on sports radio, television, in polite company, or even at the most hideous, beer-fueled tailgate party. It's the kind of thing that will be funny only to heartless killers like Sean Taylor's murderer and Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick. It's Show #32 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 11.26.07 Episode 32 Tony Romo, Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, Washington Redskins, New England Patriots, Devin Hester, Norv Turner, Brett Favre, Terrell Owens, The Armchair Quarterbacks, T.O., Wade Phillips, Bill Belichick, NFC East, Sean Taylor thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=73 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=73#comments Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:45:06 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King NFL Wild Card Weekend Sirius NFL Radio Peyton Manning Chicago Bears San Diego Chargers The Armchair Quarterbacks NFC East http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=73 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=73 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=72 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=72#comments Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:52:18 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys American Idol Carrie Underwood New York Giants Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Sirius NFL Radio Bill Parcells Eric Mangini Andy Reid Tracy Phillips Koren Robinson Terrell Owens The Armchair Quarterbacks Jackie Smith T.O. Wade Phillips Oscar Gamble Michael Irvin Roger Goodell Blossom Michael Strahan Bill Belichick NFC East Tom Brady http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=72 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=72 00:01:01 NO SHOW THIS WEEK. But we'll be back after Week 12 and the devastating, season-ending injuries suffered by Tony Romo (knees), Terrell Owens (spine, arms), ... NO SHOW THIS WEEK. But we'll be back after Week 12 and the devastating, season-ending injuries suffered by Tony Romo (knees), Terrell Owens (spine, arms), Jason Witten (sniper), and Wade Phillips (Twinkies, slut daughter) at the hands of the New York Jets. Until then, enjoy the bird and the games, fellas. Thanks for listening and have a great holiday. -- The Armchair Quarterbacks P.S. Please listen to our Thanksgiving Day voice mail message.Download 11.21.07 AQB Thanksgiving Special Tony Romo, Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, American Idol, Carrie Underwood, New York Giants, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, Sirius NFL Radio, Bill Parcells, Eric Mangini, Andy Reid, Tracy Phillips, Koren Robinson, Terrell Owens, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Jackie Smith, T.O., Wade Phillips, Oscar Gamble, Michael Irvin, Roger Goodell, Blossom, Michael Strahan, Bill Belichick, NFC East, Tom Brady thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=71 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=71#comments Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:22:17 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL New England Patriots The Armchair Quarterbacks Oscar Gamble NFC East http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=71 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=71 00:01:01 Fans of teams other than the Giants or the Cowboys: be prepared. In the wake of NYG's 31-20 loss to the 'Boys in the ... Fans of teams other than the Giants or the Cowboys: be prepared. In the wake of NYG's 31-20 loss to the 'Boys in the battle for supremacy in the NFC East, there's much for Dino and Benglish to hash out. And longtime fans of The Armchair Quarterbacks know just what they're in for Show #31: hate, hate, and more hate. Dino is, of course, nauseatingly giddy over the outcome of the game, seemingly oblivious to the fact that his beloved 'Boys have taken one step closer toward getting a monumental ass kicking from the Patriots in Super Bowl XLII. And though Benglish is disappointed in his Giants, he saw this one coming and he takes Dino's abuse like a man. Apparently, there was more at stake in the Giants-Cowboys game than first place in the NFC East; according to many sportswriters, the game was nothing less than a referendum on Eli Manning's future as a quarterback. This week, Benglish lets loose a rant for the ages against NY Daily News columnist Gary Myers and his outrageous claim that the Giants are destined never to beat the Cowboys again during the Tony Romo Era. Dino's Romosexuality runs rampant, and his man-crush on the media's new celebrity QB grows to such an extent that it actually reaches Peter King-ian proportions. And just as Dino's masturbatory Cowboys fantasy reaches fever pitch, Benglish is there to throw water on his misguided co-host by pointing out an ingenious online column that proves the 'Boys are bound for an unhappy ending this February -- something Benglish himself has been saying since the beginning of the season. And remember: Benglish is a goddamn football genius. And speaking of Peter King, Benglish and Dino speculate whether there's been a falling out between SI's most irritating football writer the wily Cowboys QB. Is there trouble in Paradise? Has the curly-topped champion of all things Romo found a different QB upon whom to heap paragraph after paragraph of overstated praise!? A look at King's Monday Morning Quarterback column after Week 10 may offer some clues ... But that's not all. AQB's wonderfully offensive picks segment returns as football genius Jimmy the Jew® comes back to tell you who to pick and why in the Week 11 action. Is there more? Yes. Are there Cockpunches™? HELL YES. Is this week's show offensive? Of course. Is it funny? Well ... a little. But it's definitely offensive, definitely raw, and definitely the best worst NFL podcast on the 'net. So sit back, relax, and get ready for a big, heaping spoonful of hilarity. It's Show #31 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 11.12.07 Episode 31 Tony Romo, Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, New England Patriots, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Oscar Gamble, NFC East thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=70 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=70#comments Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:33:42 +0000 Benglish Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Cockpunch™ NFL New England Patriots The Armchair Quarterbacks Bill Belichick NFC East http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=70 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=70 00:01:01 Cowboys-Giants week is always a big deal here at The Armchair Quarterbacks, so be ready for plenty of unadulterated hatred and bitterness now that the ... Cowboys-Giants week is always a big deal here at The Armchair Quarterbacks, so be ready for plenty of unadulterated hatred and bitterness now that the week of the Big Game has arrived. On Show #30, you’ll get AQB’s usual incomplete, biased, and essentially asinine commentaries on the battle for first place in the NFC East. This time, the honor of AQB's SFX doll Oscar Gamble is on the line, because "The Oscar" goes to Benglish if the Giants win, or Dino in the sad event of a Cowboys victory. So this one is for all the marbles. And a small, creepy $1 toy from Target. Naturally, tensions are running high. But that’s not all. Benglish and Dino are also ready with some lame, so-called “analysis” of the Pats win over the Colts in Week 9. Due to the fear that New England Head Coach Bill Belichick is, in fact, a cold-blooded murderer, you will hear little in the way of negative commentary. And best of all, this week’s show is 100% bit free! If you wanted some funny pre-produced football sketches, bits, or extras, you’ll just have to go to some other schlocky, thrown-together podcast. Or just keep wanting them. Or want them someplace else. Or better yet, get off your lazy ass and look to your right, and click the AQB Sketches tab under "Episodes" and re-live the glory days of the show with some of our greatest hits. Because this week, you get a very special bit-free edition of AQB, which ensures that there are fewer laughs in this podcast than ever before. As you can tell, we’ve upped the dreamy on this week’s show. And Cockpunched™ those who deserve it. If you’re ready to deal with a complete FBI investigation of your hard drive, hit “download” and enjoy the full, glorious audio spectacle that is Show #30 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!!Download 11.5.07 Episode 30 Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, New England Patriots, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Bill Belichick, NFC East thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=69 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=69#comments Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:17:23 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized New York Giants Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL Miami Dolphins The Armchair Quarterbacks Bill Belichick http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=69 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=69 00:01:01 All week, Benglish and Dino battled the drudgery of their day-to-day existences, keeping silent on the critical issues of the NFL world. But now, they're ... All week, Benglish and Dino battled the drudgery of their day-to-day existences, keeping silent on the critical issues of the NFL world. But now, they're breaking out in a balls-to-the-wall display of completely uninformed football diatribes to bring you Show #29 of the interweb's most justifiably ignored scrap of audio garbage -- The Armchair Quarterbacks! This week, your heroes raced against the clock to get the show done -- very much like a fat man arriving at the all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet 10 minutes before closing time. And the results are just as ugly - a Niagra of rushed and half-baked quasi-sports-related commentary punctuated by lots of salty language. Sounds fun, huh? Yes, this week's show has all the charm of a Travis Henry paternity suit, and not nearly as much class. Absent is the polish and semi-professionalism that most of our listeners neither notice, nor care about. This week you get raw, uncut, and unexpurgated Dino and Benglish ... and you're sure to be nauseated by what you hear. In this special Reader's Digest version of AQB, you'll hear Benglish bemoan his Giants' close-fought game with the inept Dolphins in London. You'll hear a breakdown of Detroit QB Jon "God Boy" Kitna's hypocritical party faux pas (for you Cowboys fans, that's pronounced "Fox Pass"). You'll find out why long-time AQB punching bag Peter King has received his last Cockpunch™ from the guys, and you'll also get lots of the Benglish and Dino laughing at their own jokes. Just like every week. Oh, and in cast you've been pinned under something really heavy for the last few weeks, there's kind of a big game in the RCA Dome this weekend. And just in case you haven't heard enough bullshit about what's sure to be the 2007 season's most over-hyped borefest, Benglish and Dino will tell you how the Pats-Colts game is likely to shake out. It's all here and, thankfully, easily deleted at the press of a button. It's 39 minutes of pure, unadulterated NFL-based hate and anger -- it's Show #29 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 11.1.07 Episode 29 Uncategorized, New York Giants, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, Miami Dolphins, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Bill Belichick thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=68 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=68#comments Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:31:23 +0000 Benglish New York Giants Peter King NFL San Diego Chargers Koren Robinson The Armchair Quarterbacks Blossom Michael Strahan http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=68 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=68 00:01:01 We've got a little bit of everything on this week's edition of The Armchair Quarterbacks - much of it not very good. But you'll hear ... We've got a little bit of everything on this week's edition of The Armchair Quarterbacks - much of it not very good. But you'll hear things you've never heard before. Things that will amaze you. Things that will stun you. Things that you will find amazingly uninteresting. Things that you've already heard about 10,000 times this week if you've read the sports pages or listened to sports talk radio. Shocking sports revelations that you won't believe. Which is good, because none of them are true. But most importantly, these things are recorded. We bothered to put them online. There's no quality control here, people - it's podcasting for chrissake. This week's big news is that AQB researchers have finally been able to unearth behind-the-scenes audio of the famed Blossom porn video. And you won't believe who co-stars in the former TV ing'enue in her first on-camera sex scene! We'll also take you behind the scenes of the off-season's ugliest NFL divorce and play you an actual conversation between Giants DE Michael Strahan and his bitch-on-wheels ex-wife Jean. Who is Strahan dating now that he's single? The answer will shock you. You'll also hear Benglish get extremely excited about this year's most overrated football squad, the San Diego Chargers and their pizza-faced, Slim Jim gnawing coach Norv Turner. But that's not all. There's also all the usual idiotic NFL banter that keeps you masochists coming back for this weekly audio flogging every week. Dino and Benglish dive deep into all the Week 7 action, and dish out a mega Cockpunch™ to their old bete noir Peter King for his latest and most preposterous Monday Morning Quarterback column. Plus there's a look ahead to this Sunday's games, and some more bad jokes and unfunny content to hold the whole show together. As Koro might say, "It's Show #28 of The Armchair Quarterbacks, bitches!"Download 10.23.07 Episode 28 New York Giants, Peter King, NFL, San Diego Chargers, Koren Robinson, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Blossom, Michael Strahan thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=67 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=67#comments Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:47:30 +0000 Benglish Dallas Cowboys NFL Miami Dolphins San Diego Chargers Koren Robinson The Armchair Quarterbacks Chris Chambers Oscar Gamble Michael Irvin Roger Goodell http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=67 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=67 00:01:01 This week proved that in the NFL, nearly anything can happen. The Dolphins traded away WR Chris Chambers to San Diego for a platter full ... This week proved that in the NFL, nearly anything can happen. The Dolphins traded away WR Chris Chambers to San Diego for a platter full of day-old sandwiches from Panera, and ended up with the better part of the deal. Cowboys fans everywhere showed their amazing resilience by claiming that Dallas's 48-27 beat-down at the hands of the unstoppable Patriots was really a close-fought loss. And best of all, Commissioner Roger Goodell reinstated boozy Packers wideout Koren Robinson after his one-year suspension. What's next? Michael Irvin picking against the Cowboys? No ... that would be impossible. In a world where these sorts of football miracles are commonplace, is it any wonder that a 27th episode of The Armchair Quarterbacks was on its way? Of course not! And we're back with our recap of Week 6's NFL excitement, and a look ahead to Week 7. This week, we breakdown the Dallas-New England game, ponder the future of the Giants, and crack some bad jokes. And this week, we also introduce a new member of the AQB team, our new sound effects doll, Oscar Gamble. His disturbing shriek of terror will underscore many of the points (and non-points) made during this week's show. You know the show is about quality control when a $1 Halloween novelty item from Target can so easily be incorporated into the action. Yes ... you know the deal. Let's face it: you know what to expect by now, so you pretty much are getting what you deserve the moment you choose to download the show. Besides: what better way to cap off another week of drudgery at the office than with an hour's worth of drudgery on your iPod? You'll get all that and less in Show #27 of the internet's most rollicking borefest of NFL talk, The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 10.16.07 Episode 27 Dallas Cowboys, NFL, Miami Dolphins, San Diego Chargers, Koren Robinson, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Chris Chambers, Oscar Gamble, Michael Irvin, Roger Goodell thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=66 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=66#comments Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:50:44 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys American Idol Carrie Underwood New England Patriots The Armchair Quarterbacks T.O. Wade Phillips http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=66 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=66 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=65 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=65#comments Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:24:28 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys New York Giants NFL New England Patriots Koren Robinson Brett Favre Terrell Owens Vinnie Testaverde The Armchair Quarterbacks Randy Moss Jackie Smith Bob Costas http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=65 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=65 00:01:01 We know you've been looking forward to this, and now here it is: the worst Armchair Quarterbacks show — EVER! Contrary to popular belief, our ... We know you've been looking forward to this, and now here it is: the worst Armchair Quarterbacks show — EVER! Contrary to popular belief, our worst show ever was not last week's show. Or the show before that. Or all the shows from the 2006 season. Now, we're confident that this is our most unfunny performance to date. So hang on; it's going to be a bumpy and somewhat dull ride. You guys psyched, or what?! This week, Benglish rants against yet another flaw in the HBO Sports series Inside the NFL – and for once it's not Bob Costas. We’ll revisit the horrifying nightmare that was the Buffalo Bills' Monday night loss to the Cowboys, who should also be known as the luckiest and most overrated team in the history of sports. You'll also hear the debut the NFL’s most politically incorrect picks segment (and the world's worst impression of an old Jewish guy ... by a young Jewish guy). And of course, you'll get AQB's in-depth and childish analysis of all of the Week 5 action in the NFL. It's all here in Show #26 of The Armchair Quarterbacks. If your ears start bleeding, remember: you were warned.Download 10.11.07 Episode 26 Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, NFL, New England Patriots, Koren Robinson, Brett Favre, Terrell Owens, Vinnie Testaverde, The Armchair Quarterbacks, Randy Moss, Jackie Smith, Bob Costas thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=64 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=64#comments Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:02:22 +0000 Benglish Dallas Cowboys New England Patriots Koren Robinson Brett Favre Terrell Owens Vinnie Testaverde The Armchair Quarterbacks Randy Moss http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=64 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=64 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=63 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=63#comments Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:02:07 +0000 Benglish Philadelphia Eagles Dallas Cowboys New York Giants NFL San Diego Chargers Norv Turner http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=63 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=63 00:01:01 After an unforeseen break after Week 2 of the NFL season, your favorite team of simpletons are back with their special brand of quasi-sports-related esoterica. ... After an unforeseen break after Week 2 of the NFL season, your favorite team of simpletons are back with their special brand of quasi-sports-related esoterica. And for those of you that think "esoterica" means what's on Showtime at 2 a.m. on Sunday morning ... well, you're all sure to be heartily disappointed in this week's show. This week, The Armchair Quarterbacks try unsuccessfully to get back into the groove of doing a poorly produced weekly podcast. You'll hear the guys break down Brett Favre's record-breaking week, and re-dub the Canton-bound QB "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave." Naturally, you'll hear gushing, uncritical commentary about the Cowboys from Dino, and unnecessarily pessimistic talk about the Giants' big defensive effort against Philly. But things really heat up when Benglish and Dino begin trashing embattled Chargers head coach Norv Turner, and speculate how he spent his time in the booth while he ran the Cowboys offense back in the 90s. It's all here. The offensive jokes. The inappropriate comments. In fact, this week you'll hear Dino and Benglish do their level best to guarantee that The Armchair Quarterbacks will never, ever get a legitimate sponsor. It's back for the second non-consecutive week of the season! Embrace it! Celebrate it! Then delete it from your computer as quickly as possible before the Feds catch you with it! It's Show #25 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 10.4.07 Episode 25 Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, NFL, San Diego Chargers, Norv Turner thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=62 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=62#comments Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:35:32 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=62 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=62 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=60 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=60#comments Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:08:34 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=60 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=60 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=61 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=61#comments Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:20:18 +0000 Tony Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=61 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=61 00:01:01 Nothing says "we're back" like being late! Benglish says he put up a post for the episode, but I don't see it, do you? ... Nothing says "we're back" like being late! Benglish says he put up a post for the episode, but I don't see it, do you? Maybe this is for the best anyways. You get the episode (albeit a little late) AND you don't have to read a bunch of lame jokes from Benglish. It's the best of both worlds!Download 9.19.07 Episode 24 Uncategorized thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=59 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=59#comments Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:19:43 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=59 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=59 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=58 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=58#comments Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:01:20 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=58 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=58 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=57 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=57#comments Fri, 16 Feb 2007 23:22:21 +0000 Benglish Philadelphia Eagles Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Cockpunch™ NFL Andy Reid Indianapolis Colts Chicago Bears Tracy Phillips http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=57 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=57 40:18 By now, you're all wondering what the hell "ennui" is. And to this we say, "check the damned dictionary, you lazy bastards!" Sorry, but we're pissed. ... By now, you're all wondering what the hell "ennui" is. And to this we say, "check the damned dictionary, you lazy bastards!" Sorry, but we're pissed. All that's left for us now is, the long, hideous months stretched out before us all. Basketball. Hockey. Baseball. The vast, grisly universe of wildly uninteresting non-sports. Six solitary months of NFL-less hell. Are you ready? We're not. The entire NFL Europe season is barely worth watching for more than half an hour. And exactly what have we learned since the Bears inglorious (or glorious, depending on your rooting interests) loss to the Colts in Super Bowl XLI? Actually, we’ve learned quite a bit. Let’s review: We’ve learned that Eagles Head Coach Andy Reid is just as good at child rearing as he is at coaching, and he’s raised two psychotic, drug-crazed bastards. We’ve learned that Wade Phillips is just as good at child rearing as he is at coaching, and he’s raised a slut. We’ve learned that the Wade Phillips hiring was enough to move Cowboys owner Jerry Jones to tears, even before Jones has seen the Cowboys’ dismal 2007 record. We’ve learned that the Pro Bowl is still useless, even when it’s exciting. We’ve learned that “exciting” is a relative term. We’ve learned that Redskins safety Shaun Taylor only plays well in the Pro Bowl. We’ve learned that Lavar Arrington, Chad Morton, Carlos Emmons, and Luke “The Human False Start Penalty” Petitgout will not play for the Giants in the 2007 season. We’ve learned that Lavar Arrington, Chad Morton, Carlos Emmons, and Luke Petitgout are now locks to make the 2007 Pro Bowl. We’ve also learned that doing a podcast when there’s not a whole lot of football news out there is … welll, kinda tough and, frequently, pointless. But we’re going to tough it out, and keep this thing going in throughout the off season. And so here is Show #23 of The Armchair Quarterbacks – our first-ever off-season episode! If you thought we were full of hate during the NFL season, you ain’t heard nothin’ yet! In this show, you'll get a post-season Cockpunch™, along with a meandering discussion on the intense meaninglessness of the Pro Bowl. If we told you that that Show #23 didn't have it all, we'd be lying! So sit back, relax, and do your best to avoid all the homoerotic "Cactus League" and "Grapefruit League" chat that ESPN will be trying to pump into your head. Get your first dose of off-season NFL hatred from those magnificent bastards, The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 2.13.07 Episode 23 Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, Andy Reid, Indianapolis Colts, Chicago Bears, Tracy Phillips thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=56 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=56#comments Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:30:12 +0000 Benglish Eli Manning Rex Grossman Indianapolis Colts Peyton Manning Super Bowl XLI Chicago Bears Devin Hester http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=56 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=56 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=55 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=55#comments Sat, 03 Feb 2007 18:05:35 +0000 Benglish Dallas Cowboys Indianapolis Colts Super Bowl XLI Cincinnati Bengals Chris Henry Chicago Bears http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=55 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=55 50:24 The 2006 NFL season has nearly reached its crescendo! The longest two weeks in American sports are finally drawing to a close! And The Armchair ... The 2006 NFL season has nearly reached its crescendo! The longest two weeks in American sports are finally drawing to a close! And The Armchair Quarterbacks are here to help you celebrate the end of all the stupidity! In this week's show, you'll hear the unexpurgated views of two NFL fans who have had more than their fill of media over analysis. Dino and Benglish use this show to vent their spleens on a variety of Super Bowl-related topics. You'll find out why Super Bowl XLI will be the "classiest" championship game ever to grace the world of athletic competition. You'll hear yet more angst about the Cowboys coaching situation from Dino. And as a bonus you never wanted, you'll get a big, heaping spoonful of needless information about the city of Indianapolis. But wait! There's less! You'll also hear exclusive audio of Bengals wideout Chris Henry as he makes time with a lady friend. And, best of all, you'll hear all of the many reasons why the Bears will lose to the Colts this Sunday. It's all here in the extra special Super Bowl Preview edition of your favorite weekly orgy of NFL hate: The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 1.31.07 - Episode 22 Dallas Cowboys, Indianapolis Colts, Super Bowl XLI, Cincinnati Bengals, Chris Henry, Chicago Bears thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=54 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=54#comments Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:07:58 +0000 Benglish Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys Bill Parcells The Soul Bowl http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=54 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=54 48:35 We know what you're thinking: where the hell have you guys been? Well, admittedly, The Armchair Quarterbacks have only recently emerged from the depths of ... We know what you're thinking: where the hell have you guys been? Well, admittedly, The Armchair Quarterbacks have only recently emerged from the depths of the food coma they inflicted on themselves during Championship Sunday. After an orgy of wings and beer, they are only now returning to consciousness. What's worse, the NFL news has been flying fast and thick, and Benglish's sausage-like fingers couldn't blog fast enough to stay apace of all the latest developments. Luckily, Show #21 was recorded on Monday -- just in time to get the breaking NFL news that has dominated this week: the retirement of Dallas Head Coach Bill Parcells. You'll Dino turn on the former Cowboy coach like a rabid dog -- exactly the kind of behavior we've all come to expect from Cowboys fans. And the guys will roll through some of the many replacement possibilities that are, even as this blog is posted, still in play. Naturally, AQB is here with a sometimes insightful and always hostile breakdown of all of the conference championship action. And you'll hear exactly what's good and bad about how the games turned out. All this, plus a look at other moves on the coaching carousel, a great new nickname for Eli Manning, and the guys' initial opinions on "The Soul Bowl": the first-ever appearance of two black coaches in the Super Bowl. It's crude and obnoxious, which makes it all you've ever wanted in an NFL playoff podcast! It's Show #21 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 1.22.07 Episode 21 Eli Manning, Dallas Cowboys, Bill Parcells, The Soul Bowl thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=53 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=53#comments Fri, 19 Jan 2007 19:53:35 +0000 Benglish Philadelphia Eagles Peter King Cockpunch™ Shawne Merriman Jerry Reese http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=53 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=53 57:59 AQB IS FINALLY IN MID-SEASON FORM! There are just three meaningful football games left in the NFL season, and The Armchair Quarterbacks are here to help ... AQB IS FINALLY IN MID-SEASON FORM! There are just three meaningful football games left in the NFL season, and The Armchair Quarterbacks are here to help you ward off the coming depression with their best show yet! This week, you get a complete breakdown of all the potentially moronic coaching moves being made throughout the league, and Benglish as some special words of encouragement for Giants fans still reeling from the Jerry Reese hiring. You'll also hear a rare non-Peter King Cockpunch™ being dealt to a columnist for a New York paper. In spite of their orgasmic glee over the Eagles' loss to the Saints, Dino and Benglish manage to have an intelligent (well, for them) discussion about all of the Divisional playoff action from last week. And they'll look ahead to this weekend's huge conference championship match-ups. It's the NFL podcast that's as classless and hilarious as the Patriots doing Shawne Merriman's sack dance after beating the Chargers! It's Show #20: the incredible Championship Sunday Special of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 1.17.07 Episode 20 Philadelphia Eagles, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, Shawne Merriman, Jerry Reese thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=52 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=52#comments Thu, 18 Jan 2007 23:14:19 +0000 Benglish New England Patriots Sean Payton New Orleans Saints Indianapolis Colts Peyton Manning Michael Vick http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=52 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=52 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=51 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=51#comments Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:18:52 +0000 Benglish New York Giants Tom Coughlin Jerry Reese http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=51 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=51 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=50 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=50#comments Tue, 16 Jan 2007 16:13:42 +0000 Benglish Philadelphia Eagles New England Patriots Marty Schottenheimer Shawne Merriman Andy Reid Steve McNair http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=50 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=50 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=49 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=49#comments Fri, 12 Jan 2007 23:01:30 +0000 Benglish Philadelphia Eagles Tony Romo Rex Grossman New York Giants Tom Coughlin Wild Card Weekend New England Patriots Sean Payton New Orleans Saints http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=49 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=49 63:48 GET READY FOR THE DIVISIONAL ROUND WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF HATRED! If you thought last week's playoff show was special ... well, you haven't been ... GET READY FOR THE DIVISIONAL ROUND WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF HATRED! If you thought last week's playoff show was special ... well, you haven't been listening to many podcasts. But the hits just keep on comin' here at The Armchair Quarterbacks as the guys hit their playoff stride in Show #19. This week, you get a real flamethrower of an episode as Dino is forced to re-live the nightmare of the Dallas loss in Seattle, and the now-infamous flub by NFC Special Teams Player of the Year Tony Romo. But the Wild Card Weekend was equally cruel to Benglish, and you'll hear him squirm as he recaps the horrendously Giant-like Giants loss to the hated Philadelphia Eagles. As a bonus, you also get to hear him rationalize NYG's decision to retain blow-hard underachiever Tom Coughlin. It is a bitter pill, to be sure, and Eagles fans will love every minute of it. But that's not all -- you'll also get the guys' take on the rest of the latest NFL news, complete breakdowns of the less heartbreaking Wild Card match-ups, and an incredibly biased and angry look ahead to this weekend's Divisional Playoff games. And of course, there's lots of tasteless jokes, nasty comments and rude behavior. It's everything you've ever wanted in an NFL podcast -- and less! Download it! Delete it! But for the love of all that is holy, don't let your wife or co-workers hear it! It's Show #19 of The Armchair Quarterbacks! JIMMY THE WEAK: BENGLISH OFFERS MORE USELESS PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS I know you think I'm a pansy. In spite of the fact that I was 3-1 with my Wild Card Weekend predictions, none of those predictions were against the spread. And to the real degenerate gamblers out there, picking games without factoring in the betting line is akin to swaggering into a dive bar and ordering a Choclatini. So I have no illusions about my powers of predictions. However, that's not going to stop me from doing the exact same fairy-assed thing this week. I'm going to school you bastards on who's going to win and why. If you're smart, you'll ignore every single one of these predictions -- especially if you intend to lay some jack on the games. I'd say that these picks are "for entertainment purposes only," but let's be honest: nothing about this blog or podcast is even remotely entertaining. INDIANAPOLIS @ BALTIMORE There's no doubt that Steve McNair has been a massive upgrade at quarterback for the Ravens. But let's face it: this is like trading in your bike for a '98 Ford Taurus and calling it a massive upgrade. Before McNair rolled into town, the Ravens didn't even have an NFL-caliber quarterback. Kyle Boller!? Sorry -- doesn't qualify. So the Ravens offense, which everyone seems to love talking about this week, is indeed adequate, but I disagree with the assumption that "this time, it'll be the offense that wins it for Baltimore." I just don't buy it. I don't think that the Baltimore offense is capable of gashing the Indy D. They can wound it, but Jamal Lewis just isn't that good any more, and I think that the Indy D can keep him in check. It comes down to Peyton Manning against the Ravens D. It's a great match-up. A lot of people say it favors Baltimore. Not me. Manning had a "bad" game last weekend, going 30 of 38 with three picks and no scores. He'll be better this weekend. If there's any way the Colts offense can scratch their way to a 14-point lead, McNair and company won't be able to keep up. Peyton wins it for Indy. Colts 27, Ravens 17 PHILADELPHIA @ NEW ORLEANS A lot of people are beating on poor Marty Schottenheimer this week. The poor guy is 0-2 as the #1 seed in the postseason. But there's another guy who'll be coaching this weekend who also has a record of underachievement in January, and that's Andy Reid. In his eight-year tenure as the Eagles head coach, Reid is 8-5 in the playoffs (including last weekend) with one Super Bowl loss in the mix. That's a lot of 1-1 playoff years, Andy. Unfortunately, four of the five losses have been Philadelphia Eagles, Tony Romo, Rex Grossman, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Wild Card Weekend, New England Patriots, Sean Payton, New Orleans Saints thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=48 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=48#comments Wed, 10 Jan 2007 19:53:00 +0000 Benglish New York Giants Tom Coughlin http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=48 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=48 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=47 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=47#comments Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:27:08 +0000 Benglish Philadelphia Eagles Tony Romo Eli Manning Dallas Cowboys Carrie Underwood New York Giants Tom Coughlin Tiki Barber Bill Cowher Bill Parcells Sean Payton Eric Mangini New Orleans Saints http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=47 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=47 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=46 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=46#comments Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:46:35 +0000 Benglish New York Giants Nick Saban Don Shula Miami Dolphins University of Alabama New England Patriots Randy Cross Sirius NFL Radio http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=46 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=46 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=45 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=45#comments Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:08:04 +0000 Benglish Dallas Cowboys New York Giants Cockpunch™ NFL Wild Card Weekend Darrent Williams Washington Redskins http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=45 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=45 53:45 The playoffs are here, and unlike most NFC teams The Armchair Quarterbacks are ready. In this special Wild Card Weekend Preview Edition of the show, ... The playoffs are here, and unlike most NFC teams The Armchair Quarterbacks are ready. In this special Wild Card Weekend Preview Edition of the show, you’ll hear all kinds of opinions and NFL smack-talk – most of it offensive and horrifically off base. Benglish discusses the league’s most undeserving playoff team, the New York Football Giants’, and the teams’ ill-timed (and ultimately futile) win against the Redskins that backed them into the NFC’s final Wild Card berth. Dino gives voice to an agitated Cowboy Nation as he describes the brutal loss to Detroit, and Dallas’s pathetic free-fall into the NFL’s “second season.” You get all this, plus lots of tasteless commentary on the Darrent Williams tragedy, the weekly Peter King Cockpunch™, a breakdown all the league's coaching hot seats, and a look ahead to which teams have the best chance to survive Wild Card Weekend. It’s all here right here on the most offensive, least-heard, and funniest NFL podcast on the internet. It’s Show #18 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 1.2.07 - Episode 18Download From the 12.13.06 Podcast - Kingamp;#039;s Date with Romo Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL, Wild Card Weekend, Darrent Williams, Washington Redskins thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=44 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=44#comments Fri, 29 Dec 2006 22:26:59 +0000 Benglish Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys American Idol Carrie Underwood New York Giants Tom Coughlin Peter King Cockpunch™ NFL http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=44 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=44 60:42 Christmas is over and The Armchair Quarterbacks are back with a vengeance! And you'll hear their bile-filled take on the last week of the NFL ... Christmas is over and The Armchair Quarterbacks are back with a vengeance! And you'll hear their bile-filled take on the last week of the NFL regular season in the nitro-burning 17th episode of the show. This week, you'll hear Dino practically push the Cowboys bandwagon off a cliff as he packs it in on the 'Boys after the brutal Christmas day loss to the Eagles. And yet again, he'll shrug off T.O.'s latest postgame foolishness as run-of-the-mill "bat-shit craziness." But wait -- there's more! AQB's Dallas-centric Romo-Mania continues as you'll hear exclusive audio of a sexy, private phone conversation between Dallas QB Tony Romo and his new paramour, American Idol winner and country crooner Carrie Underwood. The comical end to the New York Giants season is also covered in painful detail. Benglish brings you up to speed on the latest (and most baseless) rumors on who will replace Tom Coughlin after the Giants inevitable loss to the Redskins on Saturday night. And you'll hear why CNNSI.com's NFL columnist Peter King will get his 537th Cockpunch™. You get all this -- plus our latest (and possibly most hilarious) Web Envy segment, a review of last week's games, and a look ahead to the thrilling conclusion to what's easily been the most freakish NFL season in recent memory. It's all right here -- totally free, and mostly ignored -- on the funniest NFL podcast ever heard by less than 40 people a week worldwide! It's the balls-to-the-wall throwdown that is episode #17 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 12.28.06 Episode 17 Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys, American Idol, Carrie Underwood, New York Giants, Tom Coughlin, Peter King, Cockpunchâ�¢, NFL thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=43 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=43#comments Wed, 20 Dec 2006 15:25:39 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Philadelphia Eagles Tony Romo Eli Manning Chrissie Hynde http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=43 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=43 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=42 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=42#comments Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:08:12 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Tony Romo http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=42 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=42 61:50 December is when the NFL season kicks into high gear, and The Armchair Quarterbacks have responded in kind with their most action-packed episode yet! In this ... December is when the NFL season kicks into high gear, and The Armchair Quarterbacks have responded in kind with their most action-packed episode yet! In this thrilling 16th installment, you’ll hear Dino’s heart break as he re-lives the Cowboys’ demoralizing rout at the hands of the resurgent Saints. Don’t worry: Benglish takes the opportunity to slather some Romo hate into Dino’s open wounds! You’ll also get the guys’ take on the kaleidoscope of playoff possibilities in the NFC East -- and Benglish doesn’t favor who you'd think. Plus, you’ll hear an ad from the podcast’s newest sponsor, and exclusive audio of a dangerous liason between Dallas QB Tony Romo and his biggest fan, Sports Illustrated NFL columnist Peter King. Get ready for football laughs served up with a heaping portion of bad taste. It’s the only NFL podcast that’s completely devoid of seasonal holiday cheer – it’s episode #16 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 12.13.06 Episode 16 Uncategorized, Tony Romo thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=41 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=41#comments Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:52:49 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Philadelphia Eagles Eli Manning Rex Grossman http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=41 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=41 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=40 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=40#comments Thu, 07 Dec 2006 22:17:06 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Tony Romo Rex Grossman http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=40 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=40 57:58 Cockpunches™ for all! There’s so much violence directed groinward in this week’s episode of The Armchair Quarterbacks you won’t believe your ears! And some of ... Cockpunches™ for all! There’s so much violence directed groinward in this week’s episode of The Armchair Quarterbacks you won’t believe your ears! And some of the biggest names in sports media get the business end of a balled fist right in the privates! You’ll thrill to Dino’s howling fury as he takes down Bob Costas, the pseudo-intellect we all love to hate. Meanwhile, Benglish’s anti-Romo fury reaches a fever pitch, and you’ll listen in horror as he takes violent umbrage with NFL writer Peter King’s blind man-love for America’s Quarterback. You’ll also get the guys’ take on the log-jam of mediocrity in the NFC, and of course the final word on the Giants fourth-straight loss at the hands of the sinister Cowboys. All this plus previews of this weekend’s match-ups and exclusive audio of Lovie Smith’s bizarre defense of comically inept Bears quarterback Rex Grossman. It’s the podcast that’s even more hilarious than the New York Giants’ play calling, and it’s only slightly less nauseating than Romo-mania! It’s episode #15 of the most ignored NFL show on the internet – The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 12.6.06 Episode 15 Uncategorized, Tony Romo, Rex Grossman thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=38 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=38#comments Tue, 05 Dec 2006 19:19:41 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Tony Romo http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=38 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=38 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=37 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=37#comments Thu, 30 Nov 2006 23:06:35 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Tony Romo Eli Manning http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=37 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=37 63:04 Duck! Or you might get hit with one of the wheels that have come flying off the entire New York Football Giants franchise in the ... Duck! Or you might get hit with one of the wheels that have come flying off the entire New York Football Giants franchise in the last two weeks. Big Blew’s precipitous free-fall from the ranks of the NFL elite has been plastered over every sports media outlet in the Western world, and may have even been mentioned on Al-Jazeera. And needless to say, Benglish isn't pleased. In Episode #14 of The Armchair Quarterbacks, you’ll hear Benglish’s complete inability to come to grips with the Giants’ collapse, and listen as he becomes a Prophet of Doom for the NYG’s 2006 season. And though it’s not audible, you may just be able to make out Dino’s smile of satisfaction as Eli and Company swirl quickly down the toilet. And as if the Giants’ breakdown weren’t enough, Benglish also has to wrestle with the his feelings on Dallas’s new media darling Tony Romo. But while there’s an inordinate amount of talk about New York’s woes, the guys actually do get to cover some other NFL issues. Both of them delight in Michael Vick’s latest misadventures. There are also some funny laughs at the Giants expense, and the guys answer the eternal question that’s been on everyone’s mind: Is that a pencil in Dino’s pocket, or is he just thinking about Tony Romo again? You get all this and more in a crazed, meandering shout-fest that will have you ready to take a sledgehammer to your iPod. But what the hell – it’s free. It’s Episode #14 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 11.29.06 Episode 14Download From the 11.19.06 Episode - Strip Coaches Uncategorized, Tony Romo, Eli Manning thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=36 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=36#comments Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:59:59 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=36 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=36 50:17 The Armchair Quarterbacks are all about giving. So this week, we went the extra mile to be sure that all four of our fans wouldn't ... The Armchair Quarterbacks are all about giving. So this week, we went the extra mile to be sure that all four of our fans wouldn't be denied an episode during Thanksgiving week. In our first-ever game day podcast, Dino and Benglish get on mic to discuss all of the Week 11 action only moments after the games ended. You'll hear a drunken Dino titter with glee like a little school girl as he revels in the Cowboys' impressive 21-14 win over the previously undefeated Colts. It's as if Nick Buoniconti, the old and irrelevant paterfamilias of the '72 Dolphins is sharing his champagne with Dino ... believe us, you'll be nauseated! The guys also take the time to register some inappropriate snickers at the expense of the Eagles after Donovan McNabb's season-ending injury. Two special Cockpunches™ are doled out to offending members of the sports media, and you'll hear some super fresh (and wildly inaccurate) analysis of all the games. But wait! There's less! Benglish rants about some potential Hall of Fame candidates, and Dino breaks down some of the latest rumors about the future of the Cowboys. And you'll even hear AQB's first-ever Drop-Down, Stone-Cold, Absolute 100% Guaranteed, Lead-Pipe Lock of the Millenium! It's just the sort of sports podcast to sour your holiday weekend! You'll wonder why you downloaded it! You'll wonder why we bothered to record it! It's the amazingly underwhelming Episode #13 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 11.19.06 Episode 13Download Skecth from 11.15.06 - Serenity Clinic Uncategorized thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=35 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=35#comments Thu, 16 Nov 2006 19:07:58 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Albert Haynesworth http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=35 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=35 60:55 This was a bad football week for Benglish. And as fans of The Armchair Quarterbacks now know, losses by the Giants or Cowboys usually make ... This was a bad football week for Benglish. And as fans of The Armchair Quarterbacks now know, losses by the Giants or Cowboys usually make for funny podcasts. And Episode #12 is no different. This week, you'll hear Benglish's bile-filled rehash of the Giants loss to the Bears (shockingly, Dino manages to get through this portion of the show with minimal snickering). In fact, Benglish is so bitter that he serves up AQB's first-ever Flaming Cockpunch™ to a member of the Giants coaching staff. There's also exclusive audio of Titans DE Albert Haynesworth's anger management classes, and the guys dig deep to ask the eternal question: When the hell will Vinnie Testaverde's career finally be over? And as always there's plenty of Dino and Benglish's special brand of superficial and half-assed analysis of the latest NFL news. All this plus a look back at the Week 10 action on the latest installment of everyone's least favorite NFL podcast, The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 11.15.06 Episode 12Download From the 11.07.06 Podcast - T.O. Mobile Uncategorized, Albert Haynesworth thearmchairquarterbacks.com no No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=34 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=34#comments Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:33:11 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=34 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=34 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=33 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=33#comments Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:30:21 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=33 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=33 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=32 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=32#comments Thu, 09 Nov 2006 23:18:24 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=32 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=32 65:44 The events of Week 9 sparked the The Armchair Quarterbacks' most contentious and hostile episode yet. This week, you'll hear Dino and Benglish nearly come ... The events of Week 9 sparked the The Armchair Quarterbacks' most contentious and hostile episode yet. This week, you'll hear Dino and Benglish nearly come to blows over the festering sore that is Terrell Owens. Will Benglish ever convince Dino that he's got it all wrong? Does Dino have even one scintilla of respect for Benglish's opinion? You won't believe the answers! This week's show is rotten with quarterbacks. The guys will tell you about America's newest crime fighter: former Cleveland Browns QB Bernie Kosar. A certain Hall of Fame quarterback receives a Cockpunch™, and you'll even get some exclusive audio of human punching bag and Oakland Raiders QB Andrew Walters. And you won't want to miss the debut of our first commercial sponsor! All this and so much less on Episode #11 of the internet's most mediocre NFL podcast, The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 11.07.06 Episode 11Download From the 11.2.06 Podcast - Big Ben and Coach Cowher Uncategorized thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=31 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=31#comments Wed, 08 Nov 2006 19:20:39 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Philadelphia Eagles http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=31 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=31 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=30 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=30#comments Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:41:38 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Rex Grossman http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=30 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=30 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=29 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=29#comments Fri, 03 Nov 2006 13:20:16 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Tony Romo Eli Manning http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=29 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=29 64:58 It’s the big one-oh. It’s the special, Bo Derek/Dudley Moore edition. It’s the 10th episode of The Armchair Quarterbacks, and Dino and Benglish are back ... It’s the big one-oh. It’s the special, Bo Derek/Dudley Moore edition. It’s the 10th episode of The Armchair Quarterbacks, and Dino and Benglish are back with more quasi-hilarious NFL-based hi-jinks. And because we were running late, we’ve combined the weekly Benglish Report and the Episode #10 into one action-packed blog posting. Will the thrills ever cease, huh? On this week’s podcast, Dino and Benglish break down the biggest games from Week 8, including the Cowboys win over Carolina. If you’re a Cowboy hater, you may get physically ill while listening to Dino basking in the post-victory glow. Benglish will give you the full story behind the Giants’ new “Ballin’” celebration. And in an AQB exclusive, you’ll also hear a sample of what Coach Denny Green could be doing with his time after he gets canned by the Cards. And in honor of our 10th episode, The Armchair Quarterbacks have crammed in 10% more funny into this podcast. Download it now, and don’t miss it! FATHER OF THE “VICTORY CIGAR” DIES … AGAIN? I was shocked to hear the news of Red Auerbach’s death. Not because it’s surprising when a 91-year-old guy passes on, but because I thought Red Auerbach was already dead. And I’m sure I’m not the only one who thought this. I’d like to thank ESPN for cluttering up my Sunday morning football programming with endlessly redundant tributes to Auerbach. I’m sure this guy did a lot for his sport, but I get really fed up with people blathering on about the “good old days” of any sport. In fact, notorious numbskull quarterback Terry Bradshaw made some comments to this effect this week, and I’m winding up for a big Cockpunch™ on the Steelers former functional-illiterate hall-of-famer for next week’s show … stay tuned. FROM GOAT TO GOD IN JUST SIX DAYS Last Sunday night, Tony Romo miraculously converted himself from The Worst Quarterback in the History of the Dallas Cowboys to Future-Ring-of-Honor-Inductee. And all he had to do was throw for 270 yards, 1 TD and 1 INT against the Panthers. While the performance was solid, the praise from the always Cowboy-centric media was completely over the top. CNNSI called Romo’s wildly adequate performance “Brilliant.” Brilliant? Until Sunday night, the people of Dallas were ready to give Romo the same treatment they gave John F. Kennedy. Sure, he probably saved the Cowboys season. But let’s calm the hell down. He’s a rookie and there’s a lot of season left. Romo has every opportunity to become the next Quincy Carter. Or even the next Nell Carter. THE “UNDER THE RADAR” PATS HAVE PLAYED NO ONE I don’t want to take anything away from Tom Brady. If he never threw another pass, he’d still deserve to go to Canton. And yes, Brady had a lights-out game against Minnesota on Monday Night. But let’s face it: the Pats just haven’t played anyone. Yes, the Pats are good. But I’m tired of hearing Pats fans calling up sports radio and bitching that their 6-1 team hasn’t gotten any respect. They beat the Vikes. Whoop-de-damned-doo. Like the Vikes, the Pats play in one of the NFL’s silliest divisions. And at least the Vikes can say they play Chicago. The Pats play the Jets, the Dolphins, and the Bills. Hardly murderer’s row. In this respect, the Pats remind me a lot of the San Francisco 49ers teams of the 80s, when they were a great team in an absolutely dreadful division. If the Pats want some respect, go out and put a whipping on the Colts this weekend. I believe that they’ll be able to do this, if only because the Colts just can’t do anything to stop the run. But up until the big Sunday night game this weekend, the only other decent team the Pats faced was Denver – and they lost that game, 17-7. Sure, they beat the Bengals, but that win looked a lot more impressive in Week 4 than it does now, because Cincy’s been falling apart. The Pats are indeed one of the better teams in the league Uncategorized, Tony Romo, Eli Manning thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=28 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=28#comments Thu, 26 Oct 2006 21:50:09 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Steelers http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=28 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=28 60:43 Things got kinda ugly during The Armchair Quarterbacks’ Monday night outing to watch the Giants-Cowboys game. How ugly? In this week’s episode, you’ll actually hear ... Things got kinda ugly during The Armchair Quarterbacks’ Monday night outing to watch the Giants-Cowboys game. How ugly? In this week’s episode, you’ll actually hear Dino's brutal slaying of his one-time friend, and thrill to Benglish’s shocking return from the grave. But in spite of their violent differences, the guys still managed to cram some football talk into this week’s show. Benglish weighs in on Tiki Barber’s pending retirement. Dino will give you a ‘Boys fan’s view of the state of Big D. And one of the hosts of ESPN’s NFL Live receives a devastating Atomic Cockpunch™. You’ll also hear how Raiders fans celebrated their first big win of the season, frightening FBI tapes of a foiled plot against America’s NFL stadiums, and exclusive audio of Bill Cowher’s locker room chat with punch-drunk Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger. It’s the only podcast on the internet that’s as funny as the World Series' pathetic TV ratings! It’s Episode #9 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 10.25.06 Episode 9Download Sketch for Episode 8 - Big Benamp;#039;s PSA Uncategorized, Steelers thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=27 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=27#comments Tue, 24 Oct 2006 19:42:08 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=27 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=27 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=26 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=26#comments Thu, 19 Oct 2006 13:16:09 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=26 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=26 57:08 As usual, we were wrong. In Episode #7 we told you that Week 6 was going to be filled with unwatchable bore fests. Instead, it was ... As usual, we were wrong. In Episode #7 we told you that Week 6 was going to be filled with unwatchable bore fests. Instead, it was one of the most exciting NFL weekends in recent memory. Regardless of our unbroken string of inaccuracies, we encourage you to download Episode #8. This week we break down the Bears' glorious win (or was it the Cardinals' hideous collapse?). Benglish will tell the tale of his visit to the Georgia Dome where he saw his beloved Giants put a beating on the player he loves to hate, Michael Vick. There's another AQB exclusive you'll hear out-takes of a motorcyle helmet safety ad featuring Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger recorded last week by our very own Dino. All this and plenty more heart-pounding excitement on the latest installment of everyone's least favorite podcast, The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 10.17.06 Episode 8 Uncategorized thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=25 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=25#comments Tue, 17 Oct 2006 20:44:29 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Philadelphia Eagles http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=25 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=25 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=24 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=24#comments Thu, 12 Oct 2006 19:36:26 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=24 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=24 54:33 You can finally close the books on Week 5 of the now that AQB has weighed in on the issues. In this week's quasi-scintillating episode, ... You can finally close the books on Week 5 of the now that AQB has weighed in on the issues. In this week's quasi-scintillating episode, we'll tear in to the Cowboy's loss to the Eagles, the Giants' dull and workman-like win over the 'Skins, and explain just why Steve McNair is closing in on Michael Vick's title of "Most Overrated Quarterback in the NFL." All this and sundry other madcap misadventures on latest edition of the least heard NFL podcast on the web -- The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 10.11.06 - Episode 7Download Sketch from Episode 6 - God Phones In Uncategorized thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=23 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=23#comments Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:33:46 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Philadelphia Eagles http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=23 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=23 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=22 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=22#comments Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:53:18 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Albert Haynesworth http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=22 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=22 35:28 Ever since the first episode of The Armchair Quarterbacks, listeners have consistently given us one piece of solid advice: don't quit your day jobs. Well, ... Ever since the first episode of The Armchair Quarterbacks, listeners have consistently given us one piece of solid advice: don't quit your day jobs. Well, we've taken this advice to heart, and it's for that very reason that this week's episode is, unfortunately, slightly abbreviated. Duty called. We answered. It wasn't just insanely busy; the insanity reached Charles Manson-like proportions. But now it's over. So we get to keep paying the rent and the all-important DirecTV bill. And because we love all six of our diehard fans, we still managed to cram in a podcast covering most of the big events that made up Week 4 in the NFL. We fight it out on latest T.O. situation (guess whose side Dino takes), and weigh-in on the Albert Haynesworth suspension. And a very special guest calls in to talk about his role in Shaun Alexander's broken foot. You'll also hear Benglish threaten bodily harm on Marvin Lewis in the first installment of Benglish's Fantasy Rant. And one of the World-Wide Leaders in Sports will receive a cockpunch. There's no Three and Out this week, but we make up for it by trying to actually be funny. We also added a new section to the site.  If you look at the top of the episodes list (over there on the right) you'll see "AQB Sketches."  Last week we rleeased one alongside the podcast, and this week we've made a home for them.  So be sure to check out your favorites sketches, and new ones will be added each week. All this, plus a few surprises on the latest installment of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 10.4.06 - Episode 6Download Sketch from Episode 5 - Chris Simms Calls His Father Uncategorized, Albert Haynesworth thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=21 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=21#comments Thu, 05 Oct 2006 13:48:10 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Albert Haynesworth http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=21 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=21 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=20 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=20#comments Thu, 28 Sep 2006 21:56:25 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=20 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=20 54:09 In this week's episode (recorded Tuesday, 9/26), you'll hear Dino and Benglish break down all the Week 3 NFL action. Benglish rips his beloved Giants, ... In this week's episode (recorded Tuesday, 9/26), you'll hear Dino and Benglish break down all the Week 3 NFL action. Benglish rips his beloved Giants, who were sodomized in Seattle last weekend. Dino beats up on Tony Kornheiser as the guys discuss the wretched excess of ESPN's over-the-top coverage of the Saints-Falcons game on Monday night (during which Benglish forgets to point out the glaringly poor play of his personal bete noire Michael Vick). In an AQB first, the guys look ahead to this weekend's relatively crappy slate of NFL games. And in yet another AQB exlusive audio segment, you'll hear a phone conversation between Chris "The Spleenless Wonder" Simms and his dad Phil that was captured by our crack team of surveillance experts. But best of all, since this episode was recorded before the recent fiasco in Dallas, there's absolutely no mention of T.O.'s pill-popping antics! Get ready for podcasting perfection! It's Episode #5 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download 9.26.06 Episode 5Download Sketch from Episode 4 - Raiders Answering Machine Uncategorized thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=19 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=19#comments Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:48:54 +0000 Dino Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=19 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=19 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=18 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=18#comments Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:16:28 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized Steelers http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=18 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=18 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=15 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=15#comments Thu, 21 Sep 2006 22:10:05 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=15 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=15 44:33 Week 2 was a happy one for The Armchair Quarterbacks. Both of Benglish’s fantasy teams managed to eke out wins, and his beloved Giants ... Week 2 was a happy one for The Armchair Quarterbacks. Both of Benglish’s fantasy teams managed to eke out wins, and his beloved Giants roared back for a miracle win over the hated Eagles. Even Dino’s Cowboys found their first “W” of ’06. But this doesn’t mean that Episode #4 is all sweetness and light; there’s still plenty of hate to go around. You’ll hear Benglish rejoice about Andy Reid’s admission that he is indeed the worst coach in the NFL (OK, maybe we’re paraphrasing). The guys will search in vain for some way to describe the football anomaly known as Ron Mexico (aka Michael Vick). Plus there’s our Three and Out, and a new Web Envy segment. It’s enough football bile and rage to keep you going all week. It’s episode #4 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download The Armchair Quarterbacks - Episode 4 Uncategorized thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=14 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=14#comments Thu, 14 Sep 2006 21:05:51 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=14 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=14 47:03 Week 1 is in the books and your hosts Dino and Benglish weigh in on all the action with their first installment of The Armchair ... Week 1 is in the books and your hosts Dino and Benglish weigh in on all the action with their first installment of The Armchair Quarterbacks’ “Three and Out” segment. You’ll hear the sad yet strangely hilarious tale of Dino’s ill-fated trip to Jacksonville where his beloved ‘Boys came up short. “The Worldwide Leader in Sports” earns AQB’s first-ever Atomic Cock Punch™ for tainting opening day with Dr. Phil, and then soiling the good name of Monday Night Football. And in an AQB exclusive, we’ll take you inside the Green Bay Packers locker room to hear WR Koren Robinson’s first meeting with Brett Favre. It’s chock-full of football idiocy! It’s Episode #3 of The Armchair Quarterbacks!Download The Armchair Quarterbacks - Episode 3 Sports, Football, NFL, quarterback, armchair thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=13 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=13#comments Fri, 08 Sep 2006 20:34:30 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=13 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=13 61:30 It’s the last show before the regular season gets rolling in earnest (recorded 9/6/06), so Dino and Benglish cover the final bits of news and ... It’s the last show before the regular season gets rolling in earnest (recorded 9/6/06), so Dino and Benglish cover the final bits of news and notes about the 2006 preseason. Benglish takes the time to skewer the sacred cow that is college football. The guys take some swings at Jets Head Coach Eric Mangini, tell you their thoughs on the Packers' Brett Favre, and blast the NBC Today Show. This is also the only podcast where you’ll hear The Armchair Quarterbacks’ Bold Predictions on the 2006 NFL Season. And finally, the guys will let you know exactly when some of the NFL’s biggest stars will be injured. This week’s episode is exactly what you need to kill those last couple hours before the real games kickoff this Sunday.Download The Armchair Quarterbacks - Epsiode 2 Sports, Football, NFL, quarterback, armchair thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=11 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=11#comments Thu, 31 Aug 2006 20:55:09 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=11 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=11 51:10 This week, the Armchair Quarterbacks take to the 'net for the first time. In our debut episode (recorded Monday, 8/28) you'll hear our take on ... This week, the Armchair Quarterbacks take to the 'net for the first time. In our debut episode (recorded Monday, 8/28) you'll hear our take on the Raiders' bizarre Jeff George signing and other recent NFL news. Starved for more T.O. talk? Benglish and Dino square off on the issue, and Dino gives a Dallas fan's take on the hamstring boy's latest antics. You'll also hear our first two media cockpunches as Skip Bayless and Bryant Gumbel feel the wrath of The Armchair Quarterbacks. And of course, there's the obligatory division-by-division rundown of the entire league as we give our views of how each team will fare in '06. It's more fun than you could ever hope for in a show that you probably downloaded by accident.Download The Armchair Quarterbacks - Epsiode 1 Sports, Football, NFL, quarterback, armchair thearmchairquarterbacks.com yes No http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=6 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=6#comments Fri, 25 Aug 2006 04:24:14 +0000 Benglish Uncategorized http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?p=6 http://www.acoustechmusic.com/armchairquarterbacks/?feed=rss2&p=6